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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To be not amused by this laughter?

39 replies

alaughingmatter · 27/06/2012 22:11

It's incessant, disgusting, and grates. Every time I'm in the garden, all I can hear is this laugh. I wish I could describe it; well I could try. It's definitely male, begins with a loud intake of breath (resembling a honk - think low volume fog horn) then ascends to an unbearable countertenor, in an arpeggio-like-manner.
Someone is in their garden continually chuckling away, every time I open the back door. (And I'm honestly not exaggerating, it really is constant)
Tonight, the window is open as it's so humid, and I can't sleep because of the abrading arpeggios.
I have nothing against laughter, I normally find it a joy to listen to, especially a light "tee hee hee", but this is driving me insane!
So, there's the background info. AIBU, by hating this laugh, and dreading the next episode?
(Obviously I have nothing against the owner of this laugh, and I'm glad they're finding something very amusing, albeit, all of the time)

OP posts:
thisisyesterday · 27/06/2012 22:15

maybe you shoul start laughing too

throwinshapes · 27/06/2012 22:23

I'd be nosing over the fence to see what's so bleedin funny Smile

WhiteWidow · 27/06/2012 22:24

I'd say let them be happy and stop whinging I'm afraid.

WhiteWidow · 27/06/2012 22:26

I'd say let them be happy and stop whinging I'm afraid.

PissyDust · 27/06/2012 22:27

I'd need to know what they are finding so funny. Stick your head out and shout "share the joke or shut the fuck up"

plantsitter · 27/06/2012 22:27

Go outside and do a very loud and exaggerated (if that's possible) impression of it every time he laughs, like a horrible mocking echo. Poor man will never dare laugh again.

PoppyWearer · 27/06/2012 22:29

YANBU.

Incessant laughter from my neighbour many years ago nearly gave me a nervous breakdown (seriously!). Can't say more or I'll out myself.

4lizardsandababy · 27/06/2012 22:34

I too had an annoying laughing neighbour that really grated on me every time he honked! so can sympathise, but I kind of thought it could be worse! Not alot you can do about it expect ask him to stop which would BU!

WenTheEternallySurprised · 27/06/2012 22:35

Give my friend John my best regards will ya please OP? I'd recognise that laugh anywhere! Grin

numbum · 27/06/2012 22:37

You have my sympathy. My next door neighbour (who is from Liverpool and..well I'm not) phones her daughter at 10pm every single night. If it's not raining she goes in to the garden and cackles like a witch constantly and talks very loudly. If it is raining we can hear her cackling through the wall!

paddyclamp · 27/06/2012 22:40

Sorry but just reading the OP has got me in stitches!!!!!

thepeoplesprincess · 27/06/2012 22:40

It actually sounds like a stroke victim or dementia sufferer to me.

OldMacDonaldsCow · 27/06/2012 22:43

It's a Laughing Gnome.

numbum · 27/06/2012 22:44

Haha at thepeoplespriness Seriously??

gwenniebee · 27/06/2012 22:47

Oh my neighbour does a sort of nervous cough about every thirty seconds. When we're in the garden it really annoys me. Heaven knows what he's got to be nervously coughing about in his own back garden. Maybe he can sense my venom Wink

Don't think you can do anything about it, but I sympathise!

tropicalfish · 27/06/2012 22:50

whenever I go into my garden, my neighbours dog barks at me. It can sense wherever I am standing, even on grass and it barks at me. However, after 10 minutes my neighbour calls it back, where it returns to the house for 5 minutes before it comes out and barks at me again. I can relate to what it feels like, mind you I am subjected to an aggressive dog. At least laughter is not aggressive. I recommend an ipod nano and radio 4.

SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots · 27/06/2012 22:58

thepeoplesprincess are you actually serious? Struggling to believe that you are.

EugenesAxe · 27/06/2012 23:03

Why are people asking princess if she's serious? I'm interested to have the background to her comment but personally I find incessant laughter a bit fucked up; a brain issue sounds logical by way of explanation...

MirandaGoshawk · 27/06/2012 23:04

Does he know you can hear him? I would keep coughing loudly, to let him know that there are other people around.

I sympathise. My neighbour has a very loud voice and talks very loudly on the phone in the garden too

MulberryMoon · 27/06/2012 23:09

ha ha. This reminds me of the very funny post where someone's au pair kept laughing at everything she said, even if she was telling off the kids or arguing with her dh. :o
I would be wondering the same as princess. It isn't normal to laugh all of the time is it.

takingiteasy · 27/06/2012 23:10

Did you see the man on Russel Howard's good news that genuinely couldn't stop laughing? He'd been under general anesthetic and came round with constant giggles. It was hysterical but his wife didn't look to happy.

UnnamedFemaleProtagonist · 27/06/2012 23:12

I have a laughing neighbour! Either that or she's crying. Seriously, both at high volume- it is so strange and unnatural.

NiniLegsInTheAir · 27/06/2012 23:14

Ugh my sympathies! One of my neighbours has a ridiculously loud voice that can be heard having a conversation through two sets of walls. She's one of those women with a high-pitched whine of a voice, and every other word is 'like'. Fine when teenagers talk like that, but she's mid thirties FFS Confused.

And earplugs don't block out the sound when she's mid-coitus. Shudder.

MulberryMoon · 27/06/2012 23:14

It couldn't be a coughing fit could it? Maybe he has some sort of lung disease?

Cherriesarelovely · 27/06/2012 23:19

We've got a neighbour like that! Lovely, lovely woman but her laugh is absolutely ear splitting!