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to think this is unacceptable behaviour when 'just popping in'

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LaLaGabby · 23/06/2012 00:27

So me and DD were just sitting down to our tea tonight when the doorbell goes. DD answers the door to DH's friend who comes in, sort of grunts to me that he'll wait for DH and sits down at the table.

Ok, at this point I'm not sure why he is meeting DH or what but fine.

There are about 8 small sandwiches on a large dinner style plate which I pass to him and say 'would you like something to eat something'. This is the serving plate that all the sandwiches are on, which we have each helped ourselves to one sandwich from. DH's friend takes the plate, holds it in front of him as though it was his personal plate, and starts to eat all the sandwiches on it one by one.

This is DD's evening meal before going to bed and my snack before eating with DH.

DD is now looking at me like 'why is this man eating my dinner' so I give her a piece of cake and then hand the plate to 'friend' saying very clearly 'have a piece of cake'. But somehow the emphasis escapes him and he takes the whole plate, we are both watching him starting to eat every single cake one by one.

He is actually a lovely bloke, single and lives in a share house with some much younger student types, prehaps he doesn't feed himself or just doesn't know how normal people eat at a table? As soon as he had finished all DD's tea he looked round the kitchen to see what else he could find, ate all the supper that was cooking in the saucepans, all the food in the fridge, and all the packets and tins in the cupboard, and he drank all the milk and all the orange juice and all DH's beer and all the water in the tap. Then he leaves before DH gets here saying he will see him in the pub?

So I am left literally planning to get takeaway and wondering if DD, 7 stays up til her dad gets home and has some takeaway or goes to bed hungry? Should I have said something, grabbed the plate back off him or sent him to sit in the front room without any food available?

OP posts:
Faloola · 23/06/2012 00:30

A favourite of mine! You totally had me at the beginning haha good one

ThisIsAUsername · 23/06/2012 00:30

Are you for real? He ate and drank everything? And you didn't say a word at any point?

Biscuit

Have that, you must be starving.

Jodidi · 23/06/2012 00:30

Was this friend a tiger by any chance? We had a tiger that did exactly the same thing.

squeakytoy · 23/06/2012 00:31

eh?

DilysPrice · 23/06/2012 00:31

Was he orange with black stripes?

ThisIsAUsername · 23/06/2012 00:31

Oh... time for bed for me it seems Grin

MrsMoosickle · 23/06/2012 00:31

Maybe go to the cafe and have sausages and ice cream for tea, then do a shop tomorrow?

Bet the little tiger bogs off never to be seen again

OTTMummA · 23/06/2012 00:32

Was he wearing a strippy orange and black suit?

Because i had someone come round and try that on with me, you need to get a supply of special tinned meals just incase he comes again, however i have a funny feeling he won't be back again soon.

Stopsittingonyoursister · 23/06/2012 00:32

Did you DD manage to have a bath?

BackforGood · 23/06/2012 00:33

I'd have just said something like "dd is just having her tea, you don't mind if she carries on do you?" possibly followed by "Do you want to go and sit in the lounge and watch the tele while you are waiting ?".
Not at all clear why you offered him your dd's tea ? Confused

RandomNumbers · 23/06/2012 00:33

um

BackforGood · 23/06/2012 00:33

Oh Blush cross posted - was just replying to the OP. Hmm

out2lunch · 23/06/2012 00:34

i loooooooooooooove the bit where they go out to the cafe

Socknickingpixie · 23/06/2012 00:35

You probally need to call the water board

tethersend · 23/06/2012 00:38

Make a rug out of him.

goodasgold · 23/06/2012 00:38

Get some tinned food in case he comes again...but he never will.

AnyoneForTennis · 23/06/2012 00:39

Ahhh

Now, what is the 'history' behind this book/author?

ScooseLooseAbootThisHoose · 23/06/2012 00:39
Biscuit
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FairPhyllis · 23/06/2012 00:44

Go out tomorrow and buy a big tin of tiger food.

runningforthebusinheels · 23/06/2012 00:47

Don't waste your money on that tin of the tiger food - he'll never be back... Grin

LaLaGabby · 23/06/2012 00:48

ThisIsAUsername
BackForGood

OP posts:
Noqontrol · 23/06/2012 00:49

Did he drink all the water from the taps? Will he ever visit again? Will you buy a big tin of tiger food ..... Just in case?

solidgoldbrass · 23/06/2012 00:52

Grin. At least he didn't eat your DD, or you.

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