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to think this is unacceptable behaviour when 'just popping in'

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LaLaGabby · 23/06/2012 00:27

So me and DD were just sitting down to our tea tonight when the doorbell goes. DD answers the door to DH's friend who comes in, sort of grunts to me that he'll wait for DH and sits down at the table.

Ok, at this point I'm not sure why he is meeting DH or what but fine.

There are about 8 small sandwiches on a large dinner style plate which I pass to him and say 'would you like something to eat something'. This is the serving plate that all the sandwiches are on, which we have each helped ourselves to one sandwich from. DH's friend takes the plate, holds it in front of him as though it was his personal plate, and starts to eat all the sandwiches on it one by one.

This is DD's evening meal before going to bed and my snack before eating with DH.

DD is now looking at me like 'why is this man eating my dinner' so I give her a piece of cake and then hand the plate to 'friend' saying very clearly 'have a piece of cake'. But somehow the emphasis escapes him and he takes the whole plate, we are both watching him starting to eat every single cake one by one.

He is actually a lovely bloke, single and lives in a share house with some much younger student types, prehaps he doesn't feed himself or just doesn't know how normal people eat at a table? As soon as he had finished all DD's tea he looked round the kitchen to see what else he could find, ate all the supper that was cooking in the saucepans, all the food in the fridge, and all the packets and tins in the cupboard, and he drank all the milk and all the orange juice and all DH's beer and all the water in the tap. Then he leaves before DH gets here saying he will see him in the pub?

So I am left literally planning to get takeaway and wondering if DD, 7 stays up til her dad gets home and has some takeaway or goes to bed hungry? Should I have said something, grabbed the plate back off him or sent him to sit in the front room without any food available?

OP posts:
paperclips · 23/06/2012 08:56

Fab... totally got me.

In my family we still say "thank you for my nice tea I think I'd better go now"
Can't wait till my bump is big enough to enjoy this story. I loved it when I was small

HeadsShouldersKneesandToes · 23/06/2012 09:12

Is it just me who envisages this visitor as played by an extremely drunk Peter O'Toole?

TheGashlycrumbTinies · 23/06/2012 09:15

Growl...

AncientsOfMuMu · 23/06/2012 09:26

I was always glad he left before finding Mummy's wine! Grin

SelfRighteousPrissyPants · 23/06/2012 09:29

I reckon Mummy drank all the beer and ate all the food, forgot to feed and bath the daughter then thought 'oh fuck what will Daddy say?' and made up a story about a tiger.

Ds 4 sussed the story 3/4 way through!

LST · 23/06/2012 09:32

I've got no idea what's going on.... Blush

Lovelynewboots · 23/06/2012 09:41

The Tiger who came to Tea by Judith Kerr LST. If you'd grown up in the seventies you would know this story anyway so I am showing my age! This is a very funny thread, and it is a bonkers story.

BBMs · 23/06/2012 09:57

I must be stupid or something... I thought I had stepped into a parallel dimension! Thanks for explaining LNB!

LST · 23/06/2012 09:59

Arrr lovley I'm a 90's child, so that explains it Grin

Will have to find a copy!

Sallyingforth · 23/06/2012 10:00

Thanks OP. Enjoyed that!

RillaBlythe · 23/06/2012 10:03

NinaHeart Grin

AlmostAHipster · 23/06/2012 10:04

Thanks for the smile LaLaGabby :)

waterlego6064 · 23/06/2012 10:15

Did you feel violated OP?

Apparently, some people see TTWCTT as a rape metaphor. Another interpretation is that the tiger represents Nazis.

TheGashlycrumbTinies · 23/06/2012 10:23

Waterlego, really?? Shock

bronze · 23/06/2012 10:27

Grrrrr at your visitor Grin

HeadsShouldersKneesandToes · 23/06/2012 10:28

No, it's the explanation that mummy and sophie come up with to explain the state of the house after they spent the day entertaining a trio of mummy's druggy friends who got the munchies.

slartybartfast · 23/06/2012 10:31

LOVED that.
i loved how he drank all the water in the taps,
and sophie couldnt have a bath but they went out for sausages. Grin and icecream

Peggotty · 23/06/2012 10:35

Ha! Well done. You had me up until he started eating all the food in the pan Smile

JustFabulous · 23/06/2012 10:39

Am I the only one who is disappointed this isn't real?

waterlego6064 · 23/06/2012 10:46

Yea, according to something I read on another forum boiledegg.

Sparklingbrook · 23/06/2012 10:46

In the original story was the tiger a friend of the Dad's then? I did not know that.

Pascha · 23/06/2012 10:46

Mummy wasn't silly was she? No way was she cooking supper for Daddy, who wants to cook after drinking all of daddy's beer? She wanted sausages and ice cream as much as Sophie did.

I always imagine that Daddy just rolled his eyes at the mess, thought "fuck it" and took the easiest option.

Guava · 23/06/2012 12:37

:o

simpson · 23/06/2012 12:43

DD (4) loves this book and I read it to her last night actually.

But she is obsessed with Sophie going out to the cafe in her nightie and mentions it every time Grin

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