To think that Batman is cooler than any superhero?

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

That's about it really. Batman is awesome, superman is an overgrown boyscout, the green lantern is defeated by yellow, and all the flash does is run a bit.

Batman has a cave and a car and gadgets galore! And black is way cooler than the whole red undies over blue leotard look.

I'm obviously not BU but let's just have a bit of a Batman love in for a while :)

He doesn't puss. Hes unable to when in Spiderman mode

Piss*

Do any superhero suits have flaps to allow toilet breaks?

Iron Man could well have a catheter built into his suit, but the rest of them might have problems...

Tony stark probably has a catheter full time the amount he drinks...

Spiderman mode?

He's not a fucking transformer!

I always do wonder how Catwoman tinkles..bet she has adult diapers on under all that leather..

in ironman 2 he does piss in his suit

Apparently Michelle Pfeiffer had a piss flap sewn into her costume when she was catwoman...

Nightwing is the coolest

I'm still quite in awe of Batfink and his wings of steel.

Nightwing is an ex-robin and therefore really low down on the list. Just above robin in fact.

I no longer wish to be Catwoman..I want to be T-Rex..he has large teeth and can apparently snuggle a basket of food to death!

I'd be Godzilla then!

Batman has a T-Rex.

bat-rex

Classic Batman on ITV4 right now!!!

POW!

BOFF!

Batman doesn't like chocolate.

Yellowraincoat is the only one who has it right. Deadpool (comic version - the merc with the mouth) is where it's at. If you don't know who he is, Google is your friend.

Bollocks to deadpool! I just saw Batman slap a tiger in the face!

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catches crooks
Just like flies
Da-naaaah!
Look out for Spiderman

Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood!
Is he stronger by half? No, he's stuck in the bath!

A treat for captain America fans.

Spiderman R.U.L.E.S O.K

Deadpool's not a superhero. He's completely nuts. Civilians aren't safe around him.

Only if he's been paid enough! If batman didn't have money enough to be uncatchable he'd have been banged up in arkham asylum years ago for being an unstable schizophrenic vigilante.