Fed up of my MIL, DM, Auntie etc, all sticking their oars in. 'He just wants comfort', 'He's got wind'. If that's the case, why has he just latched on and fed for another 10 minutes? Just because you don't want me getting my norks out again/want to keep cuddling him.
It's actually painful to watch people jiggling him up and down whilst he gets more and more riled up and I'm sat there like a lemon going 'Ok Cosmicburplet, shall we feed you now? Shall we? Is it that time again?'
It's a bloody struggle to get him back, then there's the surprise when all is well once he's on the boob.
None of them has heard of cluster feeding because we were all bottlefed in my family/ DH's family. Thank God for Mumsnet, because nobody told me it was normal for little babies to want to feed this regularly.
Sorry. I've finished now:)