to think this is gross?

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Basically, when my brother burps (he burps a lot, and farts too) he says the word "boy" so the burp comes out like "BOY"

He also sneezes ridiculously loudly and that annoys me as he says ab bab pow when he sneezes.

I know this is the most ridiculous thread but honestly it's so rank. AIBU?

The burp thing is quite funny, but I can't stand people who do really loud uncontrolled sneezes.

Does it smell? that would be worse eurghhhh!!!

he wants attention. ignore him, or say "that;s so cuuuuuuuute!" - like you were looking at kitten. do that every time he burps or sneezes.

My 94yr old very prim and proper Catholic Gran used to shout "CUNT SHIT!" whenever she sneezed.

She could never hear it though and had no idea why we used to piss ourselves laughing

Must try that with the word boy

Hahahaha!! Cunt shit sneezing - marvellous!

So how old is your brother OP?

I knew a guy who used to try to say 'Aardvark' when he burped. If it was a huge post-beer-and-curry belch he'd try 'Family of Aardvarks'.

I say bollocks, arse or fanny when I burp, but only when I'm with my close friends. I've been doing it for years so I suppose if they found it rank they would have ditched me by now, which suits me just fine.

for some reason my husband says "bollocks" as he is burping...

weirdos

How old is your brother OP? Has he got a partner?

poor partner

My wonderful grandad used to say 'Peterborough' when he burped

This thread has reminded me, I haven't thought of it for years, thank you

I say "Burp" when I burp

He's 33 - and single

Can't think why!

YANBU OP. It's gross :( !!

at Peterborough. I like that.

Dd does burps that last for at least 10 seconds at a time. We give a round of applause.

YANBU Burping is grim. Making a feature of it is worse.

Loud sneezing also a pet hate of mine. My partner does it and doesn't understand why it's annoying. He says he can't help it, which is balls.

Tell him that unless he can get "bollocks colic fuck off" out, all on one burp, he cannot be considered a man

I knew some "men" (ok, students) who used to try to burp "Gregory Peck".
I really have no idea why.

Lol @ Pombear

I go for 'egg nog' for a standard burp or 'arse monkeys' if I'm feeling exotic.

oh my husband likes to say QUARTZZZZZ as he burps! must be a man thing

I have no idea why but I find disgusting loud burps more offensive that farts esepcially from women, doesn't seem so bad with man but I find it rude in public (god I sound really old and boring) - I am such a weirdo