to think this is gross?

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Basically, when my brother burps (he burps a lot, and farts too) he says the word "boy" so the burp comes out like "BOY"

He also sneezes ridiculously loudly and that annoys me as he says ab bab pow when he sneezes.

I know this is the most ridiculous thread but honestly it's so rank. AIBU?

my spelling in also quite offensive - especially not esepcially!

YANBU ...... But I am sat here sniggering

I know someone who can burp 'soapy tit wank'

Every now and then I see how many times I can say ABBA during a burp.

I haven't been able to get beyond 4 yet, but I somehow know it's possible

I can't burp I make up for it in farts