to ask?

[bloodyfamilies]

One of you to provide me with an alibi and another to dig a hole big enough to fit two adults in? Please?

That depends... quid pro quo?

gets shovel

Always willing to help! and i could do with the exercise

I will, but I need the full story first!

I could be persuaded with wine and gin (probably)

Yes Mrspratchett

Hooray, I will email you FIL's address let you know.

You were here with me all afternoon, weren't you, bloodyfamilies? [hand on heart]

Dh invited his work mate and work mates gf over tonight. I have met them before, but somhow I failed to notice before that they are " in wuff" and snuggle, and call each other snookie, and my bumblee. And that they feel the need to sit on the same chair ALL the freaking time. My own children have abandoned the house in embarrassed disgust.

There is not a court in the land that would convict you .

Are they holding hands and stroking each others hair ?

If they whisper in each others ears and then giggle, I will do them in for you myself.

Plenty of knee stroking. They are sharing a plate. WHY!!!!!!

snookie and my bumblee? Oh, that's funny.

How are you managing to keep a straight face.

Perhaps you should sit on your husband's lap and call him honeybumsnookiepoo.

in a 'cute' likkle voicy woicy

Do you know any stories about his past ? Any photos of him being an odd drunken fool ?

Embrace the love and have a nice chat about what a great couple they are and when are they getting married , having children ? Getting a mortgage and a people carrier ?

Could you not just sneak out with your dh and go to the pub ? I bet they wouldn't even notice .

They are in troo wuff. Apparently we must be out of their type of love. I won't share my cornetto with Dh. So our wuff is not pure...

How awful - YANBU.

Can you secretly tape them? And provide a transcript on here, as well

oh no. They didn't actually say that, did they?

Do they know it's not even 7pm!!! How thoughtless of them

Can you keep accidentally calling her by his previous gf's name?

I had cornett, oh says gizza bit. I reply hell no you fool, tis mine, all mine. ( with evil cacckle). She pipes up. Oh I'd let x have some of my icecream, cause I love him.
Obviously not married, obviously not living together.

Can't you Youtube the goings on for us? I'm horrifically bored.

I think you should mimic. Although they may not get the message.

Ds 12 had just offered to get them some snacks, cause they only had one plate of dinner and keep eating each others face.

I have just vomitted.

But do keep the drivel flowing - I am loving it!!