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AIBU?

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33 replies

bloodyfamilies · 13/06/2012 18:29

One of you to provide me with an alibi and another to dig a hole big enough to fit two adults in? Please?

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ChaoticismyLife · 13/06/2012 19:31

Do you have a patio?

I'll help you build one if necessary Grin

bloodyfamilies · 13/06/2012 19:38

Oh god. A conversation about their wedding. I fear there may be a dove or two and some staged guest dance thing.

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bloodyfamilies · 13/06/2012 19:39

August 2015. I'm busy right? I have plans already don't I? For every weekend?

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squeakytoy · 13/06/2012 19:41

I would say "for fucks sakes put each other down for half an hour"... and mean it....

bloodyfamilies · 13/06/2012 19:47

Part of me is enjoying the look of horror on dhs face. It's shock and horror and a bit of fear. It's like his face is saying.." what the fuck are you doing man? You're a builder, not snookie Fucking pookie. A builder and a mate. Stop. Just stop."

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AWomanCalledHorse · 13/06/2012 19:49

Please, please record this & send it to all of the other builders. Refer to him as snookie pookie forever, even when he's with his next girlfriend.

ChaoticismyLife · 13/06/2012 19:49

Can you suggest a destination wedding in the carribean, just the two of them, sooooooooooo romantic Grin

HecateTrivia · 13/06/2012 20:57

I think your husband should start calling him snookiepookie and get all his mates to as well.

And you should do the same to Bumblee

Is it pronounced Bum-Blee or Bumblee (all run together)

I'm hearing it as Bum Blee, you see.

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