To DEMAND A GUILLOTINE?

[Hullygully]

No I am not.

If we must have crowns.

Where is the balance?

Look, here is one That wouldn't be hard to reproduce now would it?

Shouldn't this thread be in 'The Royal Family' topic?

HoneyDragon I still very much love FentonPup even though he chewed through my washing line yesterday in one chomp, and really gets under my feet at every turn, - I think he's herding me.

Keep adding more gold to the crown until it is so heavy the weight of it crushes her head.

I would like to turn Prince Phillip into a human cannonball, and shoot him into Blackburn Meadows sewage treatment plant.

No helmet. Or oxygen tank.

Cor read the bit about the 'Living Heads!

Blimey!

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Poor Fentons head in a basket

Don't know if that's anti-monarchist, I just hate the racist old twat.

I love HullyGullyPuppy, despite attemptd murder by underfootage and the resounding absence of my tomato plants.

PS Dear government, please don't kill me. Thanks.

Smegs x

anyone been to Paris on Bastille Day?

I fancy it, I do.

No one likes him Smegs, they won't kill you.

Yes. Thee was drunkeness, a broken ankle and an alarming encounter with a swedish nymphmanic, I can highly recommend it Jack.

why are the letters forsaking me?

sounds top!

Oh good plan.

as long as we all wear buckles and wigs. I love buckles and wigs

Guillotine was apparently first used in Yorkshire. The French nicked the idea and marketed it.

typical of the cheese eating surrender monkeys

My great grandfather was a duke apparantly...............not that he was named on Granny's birth certificate.

I live in a three bed semi and work for a living but would I still get the chop due to my 'royal' blood?

SHJack - think you may be right... Sure I read it about Anne Boleyn but not according to Wiki.

I said about Anne way up there^^ Henry got her a Frenchy expert with a sharp sword (acc to Mantel)

We could just give you a transfusion ruby

Holds out arm.

Orf with their heads. YANBU.