To DEMAND A GUILLOTINE?

[Hullygully]

No I am not.

If we must have crowns.

Where is the balance?

Look, here is one That wouldn't be hard to reproduce now would it?

Cool! ^^

Well, that way you could fluish the remains down the toilet, see .

Hasn't everyone thought about this sort of thing?

I've also wondered. When someone is upside down, and all the blood rushes to their head, how big a whole would you have to make for them to bleed to death? Would a smaller whole do it? Right on top of the head?

ewwwwwww!

I just like making the banners...

Wassup Hully, love?

Hey AThousandSuns a little less scare and a bit more share, eh?

I'm just playing.

So this is the anti-royalist thread? I may just join in. There's union jacks everywhere! There's about 100 in my field of vision right now! Oh, the patriotism of it all!

Ah, so you're looking for a paper-cutting guillotine, Hully? Cutting up red, white and blue paper to make your own bunting? Not bad, but you really should have been a bit more organised and bought some earlier.

Did the other thread burst?

No

But this is a SEPARATE ISSUE

Ouch! You can't kick me, that's unkind!

Actually, I'm with you on this one...

Apparently, if anyone's interested, Anne Boleyn's head didn't come off in one clean stroke. And she wasn't killed with first blow.

Anywaaaaay, who's first for the chop?

I would say MN have released the crown just to annoy Hully, - but I have no head.

The problem with Republicans is the compleate lack of originality when they are supposed to be forward thinking.

Find a new way to Off Her Maj. I'd like to see you try she's a tough old bird

Ooooooh! Can we play piggy in the middle with Fenton's head?!?!

It's great fun. Last time, though, the face got kind of stuck open with rigamortis and a tooth hit my finger. It really hurt .

MUMSNET HAS FUCKING BUNTING

WTAF

Works perfectly with this

Fenton, hows Pup? Do you want another?

Pore ol Anne

aux armes, Citoyennes!

...to P&O!!

OK, Honey, we've got the blender! (See further up)

We could also pelt her to death with the heads of the rest of the Royal Family? I know - strap her to a sunbed and leave her in a tanning booth until she's nothing more than a charred remain.

brill Tristessa

we can practise

Offing royals:

• Shotguns. They could be launched like pheasants?
• Death by headscarf - multiple methods available.
• Killer corgis...

BelleDame I thought that was Mary QoS

unless there were a lot of quivery executioners in Them Days?