WIBU to start a thread on Gina Ford?

[DrowninginDuplo]

In these times of mumsnet brouhaha WIBU to start a thread on our thoughts of GF?

We could throw in abit of P&C parking as well if you fancied..

Yup but if you put the straw in the bottle when you upend it, it won't glug horribly and you'll be able to down it in one, or so I've been told.

huh??? Goats what do goats have to do with anything??

I gave some of that vodka to Quasimodo..he passed out. Stupid lightweight baby...although he's handy for the £80 a month.

Anne, I think Lambrini should play with nothing but Disney Princesses & guns.

Dh is outside watering the garden having put the dc to bed and said that he'll cook his own tea if I'm not hungry. He's also offered to do the ironing. WIBU to leave the bastard?

Definitely not duplo, I think he's saying you're too weak and helpless to do anything yourself, trying to usurp your role etc. A clear case of leave the bastard if ever I saw one

AWoman great, just bought her a disney princesses gun. It's got glittery tassels hanging off the barrel

Leave the bastard.
Any man worth his salt would be happy for you to lie on the sofa & dictate what to write on MN.

Back, you've got it wrong, us SAHM are much better than the evil witches who put their children in childcare so they can 'work' to keep a roof over their families heads & food on the table. Selfish caahs, at least we luff our babies.
You should leave your bastard too.

Anne, Ooh, that sounds lovely, she'll get shooting practise in for when you let her play Call of Duty in a few weeks!

I love a baby bouncer, me...peanut m&ms anyone? No hang on Lambrini is ALLERGIC to the yellow packets. They'll have to go. Sorry everyone....

Call of Duty is a great game for young children. It keeps her occupied during the day before she goes to her pole dancing kids class. It's good for children to have a skill

Lambrini loves the Disney Barbie gun toting doll best. And everybody hush now while she translates the Chinese instructions for us all ( claps hands for silence) SHHHH. Do sit down a woman...

Look at Lambrini ' s lovely dancing. She's practicing for Spearmint Rhino

I dunno about weak and helpless but he may be saying I'm too pissed.

I'm going to buy Lambrini an Overfinch with personalised number plate. She's asked for it to say MUMSA TWAT. Isn't she clever? She spelled it all by herself!

Diamond White, anyone? What are Chablis and Horace having?

Sorry lambrini will have to go we are not doing without peanut m&ms. May I introduce my nephew Jacob Creek?

I'll go for white lightening, ta.

(shrieks) Lambrini darling get your things and bugger off! It's MUMMY TIME!

Is Jacob SPESHUL too?

Hell yes. He designes he own fancy dress costumes and he's only 18months. He can read lord of the rings as well, but then who can't by almost 19 months...

Cocky I'm so glad we are amusing each other because we don't appear to be amusing anybody else...

And because it hasn't been said for a bit...

Wait for it

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GINA FOOOOOOORRD!

Calprofen double dose, Duplo?

No1 mentd txt spk yet?

Loosers.

Lol hun