WIBU to start a thread on Gina Ford?

[DrowninginDuplo]

In these times of mumsnet brouhaha WIBU to start a thread on our thoughts of GF?

We could throw in abit of P&C parking as well if you fancied..

All excellent ideas.

I'd like to add

Schools that are academically pushy for the the under 8s.

I have cake and (obviously) beer if anyone fancies

Really MTP have you only just realised. Could have told you long ago. We could smell the goat on you.

I'm a calpol for no reason at all mum

Pushchair on bus refusing to move for person in wheelchair to get on?

Said pushchair containing child that looked at least 5 or 6 years old.

Propping up bottles for newborns! How could we forget?

There must be tea in the bottle of course.

I'd like to wean my ten week old. May I join you?

But of course

Or Blue Wkd

letting little lambrini out to play on her on she must be only 10 yrs old

Mums who use jars and not home produced food should be shot. Annabel Karmel is a goddess..

MPF but only if you start with Greggs sausage rolls

Why, mrs jay, I left little lambrini my 2 year old home alone with a tin opener and the microwave. Have you got a problem with that??

Those slack parents would don't forcibly teach little hugo to read before he starts preschool. Shameless they are

A week of rusks and then a blitzed mcd's I thought.

I'll see your GF/goat/all people on benefits belong with the scum on Jezza Kyle & raise you kre8ive spelling, double-barrelled first names and several "leave the bastard" threads.

10 week old? Perfect. Put baby rice in the bottle, she or he will definitely sleep through then. And happy mum = happy baby!

I have a pink buggy...am I Queen Of The Chavs?? {adjusts sparkly tiara whilst clutching can of cider}

Wot no Steiner schools?

Hell yea you are scarlet

no cocky its good that they learn a bit of independence

I'm shocked and appalled that a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend's child still can't spell atmosphere. The child is 1 FFS. This country is going to the dogs...

Oh oh oh I've got a good one!

Putting the kids in steerage so I can get some bloody peace in first class.