to think the day has finally arrived?

[SnowieBear]

The first zombie attack has been reported in the States.

AIBU to want to drop everything, pick DS from school and run home?

I have a piggy bank full of 20ps, a glass fishbowl full of sawdust, a box of tissues, a few books, my makeup bag (which includes nail file, scissors and tweezers), a pen, tape measure and loads of wool. Oh, and a bottle of Diet Coke and one of baby formula. I don't think I'll last long.

The thing I never understood though is how the zombies/infection spread from country to country. Surely if someone in Miami were Patient Zero as it were then it would run rampatnt through the States and South America and then they'd reach water and be stuck? Or can zombies fly planes/pilot ships?

LadyML, I got 72%...

oohh i got 79.6% - much more hopeful of surviving inspite of only having biscuits and haribo!

Off to get axe from shed...

The infected who are not showing symptoms take a flight.

Yay! Got 72% on zombie survival quiz! Phew!!!

You scored 43.4%.

I'm going to fucking die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

72.3% so not too bad.

Toria - the carriers hide their infected bite marks and get on planes/boats to other countries.

The biter was either a genuine zombie or on something. He was shot by police and continued to eat the other guys face fgs. They had to kill him before he stopped (I bet it was a head shot too).

71.7 score for me!

Sometimes there are hints that the zombie invasion is only in one country and they haven't travelled (21 days later). ...but that doesn't help survivors as the invasion needs to run its course.

My OH seems to think our best chance against Zombies is to climb trees and move through the forest canopy like monkeys lol. Oh and to shoot them all, he is looking forward to the mindless violence I think. I bought him a tank driving experience for christmas in case we ever need him to be able to drive a tank

We do discuss 'surviving zombies' a lot, at my instigation I will have to man up a bit though...

To my left I currently have all my credit card bills, I could fashion them all into paper aeroplanes and use them to take out about a million zombies. Oh and my sewing box! I could ummm sew them to death

I imagine that Bitey Now-Dead Guy was on some combination of PCP and crack ie something that induced hallucinations/delusions and something that stuffed his impulse control. I also think that someone on the Grauniad subs desk couldn't resist wording the headline that way, and I rather salute that person...

We packed the OFRS today, in the event of a zombie attack

If it really is a zombie attack I'm off to find a good cave to live in...

jeez am i the only one that thinks this light heated banter doesnt sit right? how horrific for the survivor (IF he survives).

Scuzzy, of course it is horrific. But you must admit the story has zombie written all over it, I couldn't resist!

Shit!
I'm one of the weak infirm ones. I can't run very fast and I'm insulin dependant. I'm going to die aren't I? If a zombie doesn't get me then I'm going to run out of insulin. I'll have to try and break into chemists whilst being chased by the undead.

The heat has sent everyone mad !
The attacker was probably mentally ill and delusional .

Where's Stratters atm? This is the second zombie thread I've seen without her?

true snowiebear ... i originally wrote that it was in "bad taste" but couldnt post that

Should it not say "shoot man dead" not "shoot dead man"?

Oh yeah! In the worst possible taste !

Harr1etJ0nes, Stratters is off fighting the Zombie Wars elsewhere.

i have a monitor a speaker and my crap draw