to think the day has finally arrived?

[SnowieBear]

The first zombie attack has been reported in the States.

AIBU to want to drop everything, pick DS from school and run home?

I've got a union jack flag with a wooden handle and a copy of horse and hound. Could possible ram the flag handle through an attacking zombies eye, but it is a one use only weapon I think.

I have a handbag, two heavy books and a calculator - that should do it

Scarlet - got two shillelagh AND a maori cudgel hanging in my entrance hall back at Bear Towers... god only knows what visitors make of them!

You could put the heavy books IN the handbag...hey presto, a swinging type weapon _

Ooh thanks for the correct spelling. I know it was something like that with a "g" and some "l"s [vague]

I have an empty coffee cup and a pair of peppa pig sunglasses. So screwed

Find the idea of defending against zombie attack with giletter venus very empowering in a post-feminist, ironic kind of way, avocado!

Shit! I have a colouring book and a bottle of lemon barley squash! however I do have a fork in my right hand, could perhaps do some damage one on one but faced with a zombie pack I'm screwed!

I have a blunt pencil, a Kindle and some hand cream. I've also got two incredibly tasteful miniature assegais downstairs, they'll come in useful if any of the zombies are very short.

Yuk. I'll say one thing (in the spirit of "He lost his life right now" which made me grin and shake my head too, Stealth) - a better reason for having an armed police force you'd be hard pushed to find.

I've got a couple of magnifying glasses - so if the sun's shining in the right direction I can burn them to death. If not, I'll just have a very good view of the zombies.

FatherHankTree, are you from Madagascar by any chance?

About to disappear and see to Mr Wanklyn (that sounds SO wrong...) - will check in latter to monitor prepareness levels. Keep safe everyone!

I'm bfing my 8 week old so only have bf station survival kit.... 3 remote controls, chocolate, water, muslin cloth, bean bag cushion, ipad. Doomed.

If I could get to the car I'm saved, I have a machete in the boot

I thought bullets didn't work on zombies?

Am pretty sure though that the lolly stick on my right is going to be useless in the event of attack.

Wen

Have you all seen today's comic strip from Doghouse Diaries? Very apt

I try and avoid the zombie talk on here.

But now there is proof.

Fuck!!

Well that's a relief - I have a pair of scissors and a tape measure. I can stab with the scissors then measure the size of the wound.

When i read the story i rang DB straight away - he's our family zombie plan expert! We are waiting for any further news reports before putting plan into action

To my left hand side I have mobile phone, packet of biscuits and bag of haribo. Not sure it's going to help me much!

Oh dear, only dd and a pillow to my left.

Utterly doomed.

Cardigan and cushion here, if I happen to be attacking you (seeing as I'm first in line to go), sorry in advance.

Might have to hide under a table till DH gets home, he's the survival expert. Should a handcuff myself myself to table leg in case I am a zombie when he comes home?

I have an empty mug, a piece of paper and a stick. But according to this quiz I've got a 67% chance of surviving a Zombie apocalypse, so I feel somewhat reassured

Both men were naked.

Am I alone in thinking that this is more Terminator than Zombie?