Right lets get this shit sorted once and for all ....

[HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen]

Kittens?

or

Puppies?

the answer is clearly puppies

Puppies, of course.

Puppies.

But always with mayo, never salad cream.

Kittens FTW. All puppies pee and poo everywhere but all our kittens have been effectively toilet trained by their mothers.

I stroked a tiny tiger cub once, aww. (extremely irresponsible Belgian zoo)

Little lambs, but they sadly grow up to be stupid sheep.
So jealous of Honey cuddling a baby orang utan

Axolotls FTW

LBE

It was just like holding a very snuggly baby that could cuddle back and they have a lovely new baby smell too.

Kittens.

Kittens, followed by cubs (the tiger/lion kind not the small boys)

Puppies! kittens turn into cats yuck!

Kittens!

Kittens!
They do so much more for themselves. And puppies grow up into slavering hounds that bark.

I remember a documentary about orphan orang utans in a 'nursery' in Borneo Honey
There were just armfuls of them, I was totally squeeed out.

Puppies

Kittens!

Ladybeagle- incorrect. Little lambs only grow to be bigger lambs which grace the dinner table.

Kittens without a doubt!!

...but your breed of puppy (and huskies) are probably the only dogs in the world I could possibly be tempted by...

Kittens!

It's logically impossible for it to be puppies. Some puppies are adorable (bulldog, labrador etc). Some are decidedly average in cuteness.

But all kittens are cute, always.

Anyone got a fence I can perch on?

Kittens

I have got one of each at the moment, both lovely, both a pain in the arse and both up for grabs if you want them and happen to be in the middle east region. Also free poo and wee, we have plenty.

Kittens because they are much easier than puppies. But buy a dog too when it's past the puppy stage.

kittens are ugly

I wouldn't say they're ugly but they do turn into cats