Right lets get this shit sorted once and for all ....

[HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen]

Kittens?

or

Puppies?

the answer is clearly puppies

One of each.

A Bengal kitten and a Great Dane puppy.

My dream!

FFS!

Puppies all the way.

Kittens are ok, the only problem is they grow up to be cats, and cats are horrible.

If it was a chocolate one could we stick a stick up it

Oi

You can't all bring your own animals into this debate!

kittens

Ugh. Nothing with fur. Not even a kiwi. Ugh.

Can we create a kitten-puppy hybrid of some sort, keep everyone happy. Or is that slightly too weird?

Puppies and that's that!

Hens.

If I remember correctly there is a lady on MN who has a pet skunk.

Oooo pwease Honey Bunnies are so fluffy

Fair point well made HoneyDragon!

Sorry, what was the question?

Puppies are generally slightly fatter and squishy and licky.

Kittens could easily be mistaken for a soft toy and sat on. They are also a bit adventurous and get lost in small holes making you all worred.

Puppies on the other hand chew furniture.

And they both shit everywhere.

I speak from experience.

However now the cat is easier to look after, kind of feeds itself really......

In that case.....................................

Puppies

Puppies.

kittens - preferably in pairs so they chase each other round!

Kittens kittens kittens. but I quite fancy a puppy as well. My 8yr old cat may totally loose the plot then.

puppies

Kittens.

Or dachshund puppies.

But mostly kittens.

Dear little Rupert is asleep and purring under my chin. I luffs him.

A Bengal kitten, like what Babooska says. I've only seen an adult Bengal, he was something else, beautiful and he knew it, and all rippling muscles.

Puppies

Oh I want a puppy now, preferably an Irish Setter, DH will never agree sooo cute look -> Irish setter pups

Pinot is worryingly absent