OK so I'm watching TOWIE, what is it meant to be?

[StealthPolarBear]

Is it a pisstake?

so, a bit like Big Brother then :)
But with people who knew each other
And all bought shares in the same hair extensions factory

I like Nanny Pat - she's the only one who looks half normal

seriously, I hope this fad of aspiring to look like Jordan is over before DD is much older.
I'd rather she aspired to be like Kathy Burke

Maureen

Though DD would be thrilled!

Who is Nanny Pat?

they're pole dancing
In full fucking make up and high heels
That's it, I'm turning this utter crap off

Mark and Jessica's grandma. She's not on much though.

"men...men...men...giggle...money...men"
Somehow I cannot turn it off

ooh ducks!

aha here she is
Talking about bisto tans

shes left the label on her hat

I know what it is...fucking terrible!! i once watched an episode, and of the "men" was trying to cry for the camera... twas eye wateringly awful, i will never watch it again!
Jersey and Geordie Shore on the other hand, i do enjoy guilty pleasure

how do they all have so much money, when I'm guessing they don't work. Unless work invol
ahhhhhhhh
they're on TOWIE
How do I get to be on TOWIE?

Some telly is so crap you just have to watch it.

it's a fuckin piece of shit

Tis true. Wish I could remember the reason. They also have to watch an episode of Eastenders! They'll all get A*'s won't they! That'll be why. Minimum effort from teachers, for maximum results!

yeah come on do we want our dd's to grow up and be like this? fuck off, do we want them to grow up and be marie curie fuck yes!!!

What is TOWIE - I have seen it in several places - clearly don't watch enough crap TV - shame on me

right, have put kerrang on to try to counter the plasticness
But it started on an advert for maybelline

SPB I did read they only get £25 an episode or something.
But Mark with the teeth Wright is owner/manager (or something) of a club in Brentwood.

My DD has a passion for pink tracksuits - a la Jordan before she had her black hair and looked like a transvestite- and Jodie Marsh.
I'm hoping it's a phase.

so how do they fund this lifestyle?
their lips alone must cost more than that to maintain

Aw Feck, my DH has put the telly on and can't find the remote. It's on ITV +1.

Brain bleach now

They get money by doing magazine articles, columns, fashion Shultz, openings of things

That cara and billie are right bitches calling carol wright mutton dressed as lamb
They hardly lookers

Yeah, £25 per episode and god knows how much for all the other TV appearences they all make! That Joey fella is never off the screen! And the other one that was in the jungle.

Oh OK