Ds is a horrible nasty Ds :-(

[HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen]

Ds and I were talking about Dinosaurs yesterday and returning them Jurassic Park style. But instead of a zoo he had the grand idea of miniaturising them.

So you could have a Vivarium with a mini T-rex and feed it mice like a snake. Or a little outdoor herd of Brontosaurus like chickens, and keep Triceratops like goats.

But then Ds did the thing of evil. He said "Mum, you could even have a baby Mammoth, like a miniature dog, it could be about the size of a Micro pig, oooh ohh we'd call the the Micro Mammoth".

He then went on to speculate grooming it and it snurfling treats out your hand with it's trunk, and it curling up on your lap all warm and toasty.

He is horrid.

I spent all day wanting a baby Micro Mammoth. I woke up this morning wanting a Micro Mammoth and I still want one now. I have glowered at Ds repeatedly but he laughs at me.

I am now longing for my baby Micro Mammoth that I will never have and blame ds for this in full.

AIBU?

Oh my gosh the falabellas are gorgeous!!!!

I watched a programme on Animal Planet a woman rescued teeny tiny horses and they are adorable went to the aquarium shop last week and saw a little frog i want a little frog but we dont have the Tank for it DH says ,

No everlong, I think you'll find it's the Style & Beauty lot who are on Aciiiiiiiiiid

Maryz, are you worried for HullygullyPups safety too? (pics on profile now)

I was at a zoo the other week its just a small zoo they get a lot of rescue birds and donkeys but they have "micropigs" they had a notice up saying these pigs were bought as micro but turned out not to be these buggers were hooge they were lovely just not micro ,

maryz dont get me started on the puppy , i have been at DH for months and he wont agree to another dog , and everybody i know seems to be getting puppies , Friends dog has just had a litter of 3 , they are chinese crested but 1 is a puffball (with hair) and i want 1

I cannot believe I've managed to get people to agree that my son is horrible too

Is one of you my brother? Only he's been obsessed with the idea of tiny elephants and has been for years. I think it's unlikely he'd be posting on Mumsnet, but you never know.

tiny elephants? yes!

I want a Micro Mammoth...

Ooo Micro Mammoth.....
He could keep my hamster size bumble bee that I absolutely, desperately, can't breathe until I get one, neeeeed company

AIBU to want to lock HoneyDragon's son in a science lab until he perfects micromammoths?

I think that it is perfectly reasonable to force him to create Micro Mammoths

YANBU - now I also want one! (See, he has a ready-made market).

And YABU for posting this - If I hadn't known they might be were possible, I would not have known what I was missing.

[Grin]

And I love, love, love these falabella ponies But I suspect you couldn't really take them to bed, as they may not be house-trained.

You can house train them, they can be used as a guide instead of a dog.

I think I have a soloution until DS gets his doctorate

www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/gifts/friends/extinct-animals/woolly-mammoth-stuffed-f1446.htm

Forget the tiny mammoth, I want a puffball Chinese crested puppy now!

UPDATE: Ds is 22 now. I still want that fricking Micro Mammoth. Not. Over. It.

Oh no! I didn't check the date on these posts ☹️ I was just thinking "Yay, I've found my people" when I discovered I was years late to the party!

Yes but I resurrected it, and wrote it so you have one people

FFS! I want a micro mammoth now. My DS (15 ) is a very keen scientist so he promised that one day, if it’s in his powers😂, he will genetically make me one. I’m not holding my breath for that one though😂

What about the wooly mammoth mice?

OP is DS a scientist by any chance? My fingers are crossed...