Ds is a horrible nasty Ds :-(

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Ds and I were talking about Dinosaurs yesterday and returning them Jurassic Park style. But instead of a zoo he had the grand idea of miniaturising them.

So you could have a Vivarium with a mini T-rex and feed it mice like a snake. Or a little outdoor herd of Brontosaurus like chickens, and keep Triceratops like goats.

But then Ds did the thing of evil. He said "Mum, you could even have a baby Mammoth, like a miniature dog, it could be about the size of a Micro pig, oooh ohh we'd call the the Micro Mammoth".

He then went on to speculate grooming it and it snurfling treats out your hand with it's trunk, and it curling up on your lap all warm and toasty.

He is horrid.

I spent all day wanting a baby Micro Mammoth. I woke up this morning wanting a Micro Mammoth and I still want one now. I have glowered at Ds repeatedly but he laughs at me.

I am now longing for my baby Micro Mammoth that I will never have and blame ds for this in full.

AIBU?

I had a fantasy pet discussion once and decided tiny elephants were the way forward but a mamouth would be much cuddlier! I had planned to have a small herd that would migrate around the house much like they do in the wild. I'd even set up little oasises of food for them. Fell slightly demented now I've written this down!

Wow Hermione! All we need is some Greek mosquito blood preserved in Amber!

Why do they only breed dogs smaller? Why not Tapiers and Mammoths and Gorillas? >

I collected keys too! still want that cupoard

I want one too now

a teeny weeny triceratops would be better for bottle opening purposes, I feel

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Now i want one of those as well!

Great business idea

Step. Away. From. The. Bong.

The Siberians are planning on recreating the Mammoth to roam the plains they are rewilding. Why not write them a nice letter and ask them if they can make you a small one?

check the tiny giraffes out

Awwww those giraffes! But surely they are not real, living creatures????

Ah but are they? Or aren't they? :o

I want tiny weeny horses!!

I have done ever since the dilemma on radio 1 breakfast show:
would you rather be attacked by a horse sized duck or by 40 duck sized horses?

I'd bloody love duck sized horses

OMG those giraffes just melted me! That one on the sofa is just too cute!!

This thread has made me weird

Wanna baby giraffe. Anna micro mammoth. Anna loada teeny horses.

Waaaaaaaaaaaant!

Oh ffs now I'm going to spend hours daydreaming about a pet micro mammoth.

Your child is indeed evil.

What about thumb sized cats?

Fingernail sized hamsters?

I'm 1,626,155 th on the waiting list for a petite lap giraffe now though

I'm on the waiting list too

Hopefully it's not a commitment to buy a £50k giraffe

Google Falabella horses.

been looking on epets for a micromamoth i now want 1

op you are a loon in the nicest possible way

oh see now i want a teeny tiny horse ,