Off topic After all, everyone knows that the government gives you them for free, just because you have a bit of a limp, don't they?
I wish, I have to find £1500 between now and August for the adaptions.
Back to the topic
OK today was Tesco and I was disgusted - not one person parked in the P and C without a C! And there were loads of spaces. Maybe because the car park is underneath the Tesco store and dry.
So today's mission I think will be Waitrose - thank you PickledFanjoCat for the melting child suggestion
UnChartered - yes bring the transit with baby seat but no child
bejeezus yes come along with doughnuts and the bong, I don't have one hanging around
LadyBeagleEyes you and your dog are welcome, do you want to sit in the transit or can you find a 4 x4 to park badly.
sue52 the fags and gin sound good
OK so we are now a teem of P and C watches, what should the team be called? My vote is Bill (considered timmothy but that's more a name of an axe)
OK do we need to keep a score?
1 point for spotting anyone without a C in the P and C - 2 points if they use a blue badge in the space, 3 for being elderly - if both elderly and use a BB then 10 points.
1 point for anyone parking in BB space without a BB, 2 if they have a child, 10 points for old but no BB
Shitting / shagging / peeing- in the cars parked in the spaces or the spaces themselves - 5 points for animal, 10 for human
5 points for other behaviour eg being cold, smoking, eating, reading, unattended child.
3 points for 'unusual find in P and C place' - so could be a police car, ambulance, local hoicopter rescue, pop up garden centre or local radio DJ's car giving out stickers.
OK so Waitrose Wolverhampton is covered. If any of you want to keep your own scores and join in either individually or as a team we will meet and compare notes tomorrow 6.30am.
Be ccarefull out there