To want to kill DP...?

[BumsyClugger]

He has been singing very loudly for about half an hour, which is bad enough, but he is singing:

Oh happy days,
Oooh happy days,
When Jesus was,
When Jesus was,
When Jesus was,
He chased my sins away.

Over and over again...

Well at least he'd go to heaven after you offed him.

He wouldn't be having a very fucking happy day if he were my DP

When Jesus WASHED my sins away....I think it is

He should hope so. No matter how many times I correct him he still sings that Jesus was chasing his sins away...

It would be a mercy killing!

Can't you join in with the top line?

OH Happy Daaaay ay aaaaaaaaaay?

Is he particularly religious, or is he just trying to piss you off?! If the latter, with spectacularly successful results, it would seem.

Haha....here's the correct version, freshly Googled.

All together now

Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
Washed my sins away (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)

(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
(La, la, la, la, la)
La, la, la, la, la
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
(La, la, la, la, la)
La, la, la, la, la

Start blasting Megadeath.

You could do the bits in brackets....you could have a duet!

I did join in with the correct words, he looked at me like this and asked why Jesus was washing...

No, he apparently just likes to sing. Every day a new song with the wrong words...

Earplugs for you and gaffer tape for him - sorted.

chased my sins away!! ha ha !

Bumsy you have given me an earworm!

Now I am going to have to learn the words. I can't just be trogging round the house singing the first line.

I now have "Oh happy day" In. My. Head.

Blast and bother. (Seems wrong to swear when you've singing a hymn in your head)

I have the earworm too now.It's nice to share

I've been swearing. Loudly at him to shut the fucking fuck up.

Follow him round the house singing
" I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves " ad infinitum.

My mate's "D"H did that to her for 30 mins straight once. She was in the kitchen at one stage and had to put the breadknife down and walk away else he wouldn't be with us now

DH does this. He claims to love Arcade Fire (my favourite band), and regularly sings their song 'Stars'.

That would be Rebellion (Lies).

I couldn't do that. It'd give him ideas for tomorrows song. I can hear it now...

'I know a song that will get on your words...'

My DH does the same thing, everyday a different song, every day TGE WRONG FUCKING WORDS. he even makes up whole lines of songs if he doesn't know the words.

I always tell him "if you don't know the bloody words don't sing the song"
He still does it.

Ha, glad it's not just mine.

I say the exact same thing tantrums. Doesn't stop him.

Yesterday we had Boys II Men 'I'll Make Love to You' with the immortal lines:

'All alone, on the floor,
You can take my clothes off too.'

I now have an image of Jesus swapping his sandals for some Nike running shoes and chasing little cartoon sins away... They look a bit live evil smurfs...