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To want to kill DP...?

42 replies

BumsyClugger · 04/05/2012 13:25

He has been singing very loudly for about half an hour, which is bad enough, but he is singing:

Oh happy days,
Oooh happy days,
When Jesus was,
When Jesus was,
When Jesus was,
He chased my sins away.

Over and over again... Angry Hmm Angry

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ZacharyQuack · 04/05/2012 13:26

Well at least he'd go to heaven after you offed him.

Psammead · 04/05/2012 13:26

He wouldn't be having a very fucking happy day if he were my DP Hmm

sausagesandmarmelade · 04/05/2012 13:28

When Jesus WASHED my sins away....I think it is Smile

BumsyClugger · 04/05/2012 13:28

He should hope so. No matter how many times I correct him he still sings that Jesus was chasing his sins away...

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ifeelloved · 04/05/2012 13:29

It would be a mercy killing!

Stellarforstar · 04/05/2012 13:29

Can't you join in with the top line?

OH Happy Daaaay ay aaaaaaaaaay?

MsVestibule · 04/05/2012 13:29

Is he particularly religious, or is he just trying to piss you off?! If the latter, with spectacularly successful results, it would seem.

sausagesandmarmelade · 04/05/2012 13:31

Haha....here's the correct version, freshly Googled.

All together now Wink

Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
Washed my sins away (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)

(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
(La, la, la, la, la)
La, la, la, la, la
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
(La, la, la, la, la)
La, la, la, la, la

AllYoursBabooshka · 04/05/2012 13:31

Start blasting Megadeath.

sausagesandmarmelade · 04/05/2012 13:31

You could do the bits in brackets....you could have a duet!

BumsyClugger · 04/05/2012 13:33

I did join in with the correct words, he looked at me like this Hmm and asked why Jesus was washing...

No, he apparently just likes to sing. Every day a new song with the wrong words...

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manicbmc · 04/05/2012 13:34

Earplugs for you and gaffer tape for him - sorted. Grin

imnotmymum · 04/05/2012 13:35

chased my sins away!! ha ha !

Stellarforstar · 04/05/2012 13:35

Bumsy you have given me an earworm!

Now I am going to have to learn the words. I can't just be trogging round the house singing the first line.

DontmindifIdo · 04/05/2012 13:37

I now have "Oh happy day" In. My. Head.

Blast and bother. (Seems wrong to swear when you've singing a hymn in your head)

BumsyClugger · 04/05/2012 13:37

I have the earworm too now.It's nice to share Grin

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BumsyClugger · 04/05/2012 13:38

I've been swearing. Loudly at him to shut the fucking fuck up.

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OnTheBottomWithALightSaber · 04/05/2012 13:39

Follow him round the house singing
" I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves " ad infinitum.

My mate's "D"H did that to her for 30 mins straight once. She was in the kitchen at one stage and had to put the breadknife down and walk away else he wouldn't be with us now Grin

ScrambledSmegs · 04/05/2012 13:40

DH does this. He claims to love Arcade Fire (my favourite band), and regularly sings their song 'Stars'.

Hmm That would be Rebellion (Lies).

BumsyClugger · 04/05/2012 13:42

I couldn't do that. It'd give him ideas for tomorrows song. I can hear it now...

'I know a song that will get on your words...'

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tantrumsandballoons · 04/05/2012 13:42

My DH does the same thing, everyday a different song, every day TGE WRONG FUCKING WORDS. he even makes up whole lines of songs if he doesn't know the words.

I always tell him "if you don't know the bloody words don't sing the song"
He still does it.

BumsyClugger · 04/05/2012 13:44

Ha, glad it's not just mine.

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BumsyClugger · 04/05/2012 13:45

I say the exact same thing tantrums. Doesn't stop him.

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BumsyClugger · 04/05/2012 13:51

Yesterday we had Boys II Men 'I'll Make Love to You' with the immortal lines:

'All alone, on the floor,
You can take my clothes off too.'

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DogEared · 04/05/2012 13:53

I now have an image of Jesus swapping his sandals for some Nike running shoes and chasing little cartoon sins away... They look a bit live evil smurfs...