AIBU to think that in a hand-to-hand combat...

[RatDesPaquerettes]

... Aldi would floor Lidl within the first 5 minutes?

I am a big fan of Aldi and I have just made a rare incursion on Lidl... I was very unimpressed: too much stock, too many options badly presented, narrow aisles... The blue and yellow colour scheme is horrid. Hardly anything was tempting although I succumbed to the bars of dark chocolate.

I think they need to take a leaf out of Aldi's look: less is more!!

TBH I think Aldi could take Tesco in a fight as they've got all fat and complacent

MayHaveThoughtAboutThisABitMuchTiggaxx

Oh yes! Aldi would beat Tesco too. I am a bit worried that Tesco would beat Lidl though...

You could have a Battle Royale of all the supermarkets in one ring and I suspect Aldi would be left standing at the end.

Hmm, not sure. I almost bought a retractable dog lead in Lidl yesterday. The only thing that stopped me was not knowing where to get a retractable dog.

Cunting Sainsbury's would fight dirty though

I think Waitrose would die early on. They would display too much fair play.

at Teakozy.

Asda would be in there with a pool ball in a sock.

Yes, would not trust Asda one bit.

I could see a game of alliances: Asda and Lidl would be together initially; Tesco would fight alongside Waitrose but would stab the latter in the back at some stage.

@Rat. You have a good nickname.

Thank you, Kirsty! I love it so much that I have also bagged it on Twitter.

Waitrose would most definitely win. Waitrose would outwardly be playing but the Marquis of Marketberry's rules but would be sneaking in sly digs when the ref was looking the other way.

Waitrose would have poison on their rapier.

No, no, no, worldgonecrazy. Waitrose would get its knees broken early on and Asda would come and kick its head when it is down.

Waitrose would get Asda to do it's dirty work and then instruct its solicitors to take action. Too posh to bash in my opinion.

Is anyone else reminded of The Hunger Games but with Employee of the Month instead of Tributes and the shops as Sectors... my money's on Aldi!

The Aldi employee of the month will have slapped the Waitrose one three times before the latter has even realised what is going on a bit like me at the Aldi till.

Aldi will be Katniss or possibly Peeta.

Lidl will be Rue, well meaning and sweet but not up to the game!

oh no! My champion is going down. A bit of a self-inflicted blow as well: the card transaction processing systems went down today when I was at the Aldi till... and it was heaving as it was a Special Buys day today.

Nobody was frothing at the mouth though, as Aldi customers are all well-behaved!

Always Aldi.

(Not that I am biased because ds2 works for them)

at Waitrose warming up in their organic cotton yoga pants

I reckon Tescos would be the real hard nuts. They'd be the scary hair pulling type. No adhering to rules, no concept of fair play. They'd own Sainsbury's whimpering arse.

Morrisons could take em all because it's northern and 'ard
plus they'll be bribing the judges with Disney cards

Much prefer Lidl tbh....

lol at 'too much choice'!

I fear m&s would flake out early on, with a note from their mum.