AIBU to think that in a hand-to-hand combat...

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... Aldi would floor Lidl within the first 5 minutes?

I am a big fan of Aldi and I have just made a rare incursion on Lidl... I was very unimpressed: too much stock, too many options badly presented, narrow aisles... The blue and yellow colour scheme is horrid. Hardly anything was tempting although I succumbed to the bars of dark chocolate.

I think they need to take a leaf out of Aldi's look: less is more!!

Waitrose is like the Capitol... All those customers and their shiny dazzling frocks and eccentric rich hairstyles and makeup.

It's just a matter of time before katniss Aldi brings it down.

Meanwhile all the local independent traders would be setting up shop at the back of the crowd

Yes - M&S would be complete wimps. They'd run away with a Per Una flounce.