Am I the only one to name school gate parents/minders?

[BananasInBloomers]

Inspired by all the school threads I'm just wondering if I am the only one who nicknames other schoolgaters? In my head,not out loud.

Theres MrsLoudParenting. Everyone in a five mile radius knows how brilliant her DC is doing.
Theres MrsBuggy. She was the widest range of buggies I've ever seen.
Theres MrSuit. He always looks immaculate.
Theres DiscoMinder. She looks like shes off to a nightclub.
Theres TheDesignerPosse. Always decked out,head to toe.
Then theres us The IfItsCleanI'llWearIt gang.

My DS used to lump them all together as the "School gaters"

One of my friends used to be known as "You know. the lady with hair that looks like steel wool"

yy to man mum. From head to (massive trainered) toes