to use a double emtendre in front of the DC?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

DSIL thinks I am.

The way I see it the 3 small Chaotics have no idea what I mean and the big Chaotic likes to have an "injoke" with mom.

So that's good?

AIBU or am I corrupting my preciouses?

Sounds fine to me . Reminds me of a scene in Dinnerladies. Philippa from Human Resources: "We are just going to have a chat and toss some ideas into the pot". Twinkle: "It's a toss pot".

Apologies to those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about .

A friend is a TA in a primary school. She made this big "hungry caterpilar" mural for the wall. The children kept tampering with it so she told them to "Leave my flaps alone". You can imagine the conversation in the staff room!

Female American breakfast TV presenter says cheerily to male weather reporter about the recent lack of snow:

" Hey Tom, what happened to that 6 inches you promised me last night? "

Remember, if you cock this up, it's my arse on the line. Got that? Your cock up, my arse.

(Thin Blue line)

Did you just refer to your children as the 'chaotics? '

Desist.

I was chatting to the plumber at work the other day, who was working in a new bathroom. He wanted to bring his radio in and I said that it was fine "do you have a hole to stick it in"

We both started giggling like teenagers

Is this woman never been to a panto at Christmas?!

When I was 18 and 19 I worked at a kids' activity day camp in the holidays. The kids went home at nights and we slept there (held in the grounds of a private school). Any time it rained the camp leader would relish in saying over the heads of the children 'Oh, I'm feeling a bit moist now!' None of them cottoned on and we had 14 year olds there!

We also held theme days and often had a 'commando' day. Of course all the children came dressed like mini Rambo and us staff would just not wear any pants! We didn't tell the kids obviously!

A little girl taught me a song that had a repeated line about a beaver in. Any spare 5 mins the leader would yell, 'right, Marymary's going to do her beaver song with us all!' The kids honestly thought she just loved the song!

said to dh yesterday tea time you will need to prick my sausage or it will spit everywhere Q us sniggering like 5 yr olds and DD1 19 tutting and rolling her eyes

Just don't ever, I mean ever end up listening to " round the Horne" with your 15yr old don who clearly gets far more of the double entendres than you do - the bbc censors in the 1950s were clearly complete innocents worried about " winter draws on" and the really mucky stuff was going over their heads!!

Double entendres are one of the linguistic joys of life ! ( does that make e a cunning linguist - groan!)