AIBU in liking to do poos high up in buildings

[TiggyD]

because I can imagine all the fun they can have on the way down? Especially in old buildings where the drains go here, there and everywhere. If you poo in the ground floor toilet your poo is in the overcrowded drain in seconds, jostling it's way down the sewer. With a high level poo, it gets whooshed around, up and down on an exciting roller-coaster of a ride.

Thinking of the welfare of my poos isn't unreasonable is it?

Tiggy have you been on the waccy baccy tonight?

i shall never use the downstairs toilet at work ever again!

please write a children's book it would be so much more fun than reading hairymclaryfromdonaldsonsfucking--dairy 500 x pr day!

woops but you got what I mean!

But what about poo on a plane? Is it scared?

I always think of this when I see those adverts for Sani-Flo loos - you know the ones in loft conversions? They always show the pipework and it makes me think of the little journey.

Like this

I tried writing but got fed up after the first 20 rejection letters. (Still think my ideas were good though)

'Poo On A Plane' would be a much better film than that one about snakes. Which I haven't watched. But I would have done if it was about a scared/danger-loving poo.

oh, bless you

I often think about pennies and all where they have been, i can't say i care too much where my poo goes

Ha my DP insisted on going for one at the top of the TV tower in Berlin for his very reason. I laughed, but drew the line at getting back into the lift immediately in order to race it to the ground!

Sue, that episode made me toes curl!!

I did a wee at the top of the Portsmouth Spinnaker tower once, but it's not the same as a poo. There's less emotional attachment to a wee. A poo is like a little brown version of yourself.

As long as you do them in actual toilets and don't go up to the roof of the building and hang your arse over the edge, I don't care at all.

I can remember thinking about this when I was on my honeymoon and sat on a toilet in a high up hotel room

I'm glad that someone else has the same bizarre thoughts I do.

A poo is NOT a little brown version of yourself. I have a waist. And I smell nice.

Should I poo when I'm on the plane later this week then, in the interests of MN Science?

Jesus woman - i thought you meant you liked to get it on the ceiling!

Hecate

You would love my friend, she made a lovely big cake in the shape of Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo one year. And we were working on the top floor of the building at the time, am sure it inspired her .

Ok, I posted that before you started talking about little brown versions of yourself!

I thought I was going to read a thread about hanging your arse off the edge of tall buildings then !

AIBU to be a bit disappointed ?

A poo can have a waist Sue. You just have to sqeeze it right when it's coming out.

Lol Tiggy, you've just made my night!

Like making sausages?

No poo threads please