to think mm will flame you if ...

[ScarlettAlexandra]

you have any point at all.

even if someone is being nice, and god help them if they mention the elderly or disabled.

where is the sisterhood, awaits the grilling ;)

Is it true that it is illegal to take away and eat your own splats, but ok to eat other peoples? Lots of pheasant splats around here.

What is going on With mumsnet this morning?

You can take away and eat any splat you like. If you run over a deer you are more than entitled to take it to your local butcher and flog it. Just don't do it too often

erm.... well we aren't allowed to be nice to each other, chat to each other of post with being a bunch of vindictive bullying cliquey bastards.

Same old shit really.

freaks

i miss carrie bradshaw

Pinot can you change your name please your kittens are one year and day old.

Who?

Kittens taste especially nice in pies by the way. Nice and tender meat!

pedant!

It's such a faff namechanging innit. Tsk.

Rhubs

(just to be clear, I wasn't self-grappling)

Rhub's arse to be precise.
And why are you grabbing my arse pray?

I was being pesky :)

See lederhosen have n/c'd for youuuuuuu

:o

i posted cause it can get a bit full on and fighty in aibu. i have had some very good advice on mn.

as for the road kill, just imagine all the tarmac you would need to remove first like a graised child's knee too much faff,

hitting a deer would ne almost impossible too there way to quick.