to ask if you can't give a flying what goes in the AIBU topic and you think all Mumsnetters should post whereverthehelltheylike ...

[bibbitybobbitybunny]

to sign in here?

Thank you.

FFS, the poor OP is trying to drum up some support for her power crazed mission Keep AIBU Tidy ideas, and you bitches are just joking about pets

Grow up and get a grip before jogging on.

I tried to dress my dog up in a pixie outfit on his first Christmas.

He nearly took my arm off...

Can we fuck off to the far side of fuck too?

I remember your VB thread Getorf. How tragic is that.

My whippet likes dressing up, but whippets are not dogs.

YABU
I get annoyed when people post stuff in AIBU about topics I have hidden because they are too fucking dull no longer relevant to me.

Like:
AIBU to ask you to recommend me a highchair?
AIBU to want some weaning tips?
AIBU to not understand potty training?
AIBU to love camping?

Bugger off to the relevant section and stop irritating me. There's a reason they die in the relevant section. They're dull!

And breathe.

You fucking may BrownJoy.

And when you fucking get there, you can fucking fuck off some fucking more.

I was crying, then Worra made me laugh. Till I cried.

To be fair LeQueen, the following Christmas he wore a multicoloured jumper and matching legwarmers the entire day....

Haha bibbity.

Everyone all faced me and called me shallow. Which is true but still. i must have been in a bad mood because I remember slamming the lid of the laptop down and saying 'bitches' and startled the cat.

whippers!

AIBU to be annoyed that I'm having cosy memories about dog legwarmers and Zigzag is telling me to fuck off and then fuck off some more?

Oh wow like the AIBU to love god thing. It got deleted in the end because of the venom.

Whippets are not dogs, not real ones anyway. They are pretendy dogs. A bit like dressed up cats.

I've said it once and I'll say it again - if everyone used ACTIVE CONVOS and HID TOPICS THAT AREN'T RELEVANT TO THEM and stuck to it, it would work.

he fucking loved the legwarmers.

And nae fucker will be convincing me otherwise. I have pictures

A mournful look like this, or would this be shame?

I would have been one of your haterz getorf cos i am NOT keen on vb. but hey! hard to imagine you being reduced to tearz hun

I used to dress up my pet Yorkshire Terrier in my Tiny Tears doll clothes...she wasn't impressed, she used to fake a limp in protest

I didn't know Tiny Tears could walk?

Mine just cried and pissed the bed a lot.