to establish wether a DC is worthy of befriending my DC by checking out what car their parents drive?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Obviously only clean and metallickyand upmarket car-owners will prduce suitable offspring for my DC to play with.

AIBU to use this as a guage?

I am seriously considering a carstache. That should tell you all you need to know.

lolajane no.

But you can judge me on whether I can typo whether with pleasure.

and I will not mention the 37 shades of wrong with your nicknmae

I have a brand new shiny Mercedes ML. DH's company car

It parks all by itself

I also have 3 girls, when do you want me to drop them at yours?

No one cares that Chaos has made me cry. Heartless car owners...

SIOB.

A carstache?

You will rock, Magnum.

I have made you cwy?

How do you lug ze equipment arahnd?

I have a fabulous car but it doesn't exactly meet your criteria

The outside of my car screams "non-descript middle-class"

The inside screams"slovenly bint"

The kids found some fruit in the last throws of decay in the back seat armrest yesterday [boak]

Of course I judge.

Anyone without a layer of shit covering the floor in the back of the car isn't a real parent.

Bohica?

Yus, bring them down, I have one kitten too many.

They can pick their favourite to take home after they have mainlined Haribos.

Pushchair and Sholley.

Post me the kit, Chaos. I have a MOUSE.
I will take little Alt.

Is this a joke?

But what do you do if they have a suitable car then they go change it a few years later for an unsuitable one!

No, Spookey, it's entirely serious. Chaos is just that shallow.

Great, they will certainly help with filling your car with small people crap but not help clean it all out.

Will have to say no to the kitten though, our Princess Phoebe would not take to kindly to a younger model entering the house.

No joke Spookey Why would you think that?

Eep, kitties, giiiiief! Although Big Cat would probably swallow them whole and Little Cat would be massively put out at having something smaller and cuter than herself in the house.

Lovely names, Chaos.

I like to drop my dd off at reception on my motorbike would this be acceptable?
It's vair shiny and almost a classic....

Oh good, I have a dirty great landrover with grot. Used to have a merc, can my kids come over?

Alts my fave SueP.

You can have Control - he's a greedy article.

Bohica - I could take them with me to the Museum of Knives and Matches next week?

Hmm, what colour is the landrover.

Bikes get you extra points Svrider.

That would be lovely Chaos aklthough it will have to be after lunch as they have walking on glass practice in the mornings.

But what if the parents have multiple cars, some deemed worthy, others not?

It is blue and used to tow a horse trailer - any good? :o