They find a slightly interesting heap of rocks in a field somewhere. To "protect" it (Mow the grass twice a year) they fence it off and install a little hut for somebody to take your money from and to sell loads of tourist crap from. They install toilets and a car park and loads of information boards. They then start charging £4.50 for you to see the slightly interesting heap of rocks.You think it's going to be fascinating because it costs £4.50 but realise too late that it's just a slightly interesting heap of rocks that really just needs one notice board and a mow twice a year costing 10 pence but has £4.40 worth of unnecessary amenities and security to make sure you don't avoid paying £4.50 for a 5 minute look!
Bastards.