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Original poster

To go to bed?

33 replies

Bohica · 08/04/2012 23:42

DH still at the local pub watching golf.

I made him go because I am sick of it being on our tv, I have now caught up with MN tv programmes and would like to go to bed.

DH doesn't have his phone or front door key

What time do pubs kick out these days?

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MNHubbie · 08/04/2012 23:44

Go to bed but leave a note on the door saying "next time take your fucking key" and leave a sleeping bag outside.

squeakytoy · 08/04/2012 23:44

10.30 on a sunday.......

WorraLiberty · 08/04/2012 23:44

I think it depends on the pub

Just go to bed and open the door when he knocks

If you're really tired you should be able to fall back to sleep

oreocrumbs · 08/04/2012 23:45

Well 24 hr licences and all .....

My DP is at work in a pub and I'm expecting home at 6.30. He has no key either so I shall leave the front door unlocked and take my chances with the zombies bad guys. I need my beauty sleep [bugrin]

CrockoDuck · 08/04/2012 23:45

YABU....but only to yourself. You know you'll be getting up again fairly shortly to open the door to him, just as you got all comfy and warm.

Why can't he take a key with him?

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Bohica · 08/04/2012 23:47

10.30 [hmm[

He had the lie in this morning so technically it is my turn.

Lie in = lying in bed listening to 3 children as apposed to actually dealing with them so no sleep is included in the lie in.

3 replies and no leave the bastard?

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MNHubbie · 08/04/2012 23:49

Change the lock just in case he did take his key.

EightiesEasterChick · 08/04/2012 23:52

Is one of his mates there who you have a phone number for? Or ring the pub? Then you could agree a hiding place outside for the key.

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Bohica · 08/04/2012 23:52

He never does Crocko.

He does a sort of panic before he leaves, "Do I need my phone, will you ring me" "Will you let me in, I will leave my keys" "You have Bob's number, I won't take my phone" "I wonlt be late, leave the back door open"

No doubt they are at a lock in then

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EightiesEasterChick · 08/04/2012 23:53

Leave the bastard No, make him leave you, because how can you go to bed otherwise?

oreocrumbs · 08/04/2012 23:54

Well you could leave the bastard ... Or you could browbeat negotiate exta lie ins and breakfast in bed etc as penance!

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Bohica · 08/04/2012 23:54

MNHubbie you are mean!

I'm not bothered enough to ring them all, it is a very local pub for local people no doubt the beer has over flowed golf is still on.

I am still entitled to my pretend lie in though arn't I?

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bejeezus · 08/04/2012 23:56

Haha! When was the last time you went out??! Don't have lock-ins anymore! 24hr licensing innit

EightiesEasterChick · 08/04/2012 23:56

Ah, there you go then, leave the back door open, if he suggested it. And yes, you are entitled to the lie in! Plus tea in bed.

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Bohica · 08/04/2012 23:59

Around about 1992 bejeezus

I can't leave the back door open! The zombies WILL know....

I didn't even stay up this late on NYE!

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bejeezus · 09/04/2012 00:01

I think you should go and join him!

MNHubbie · 09/04/2012 00:06

Not just changing the lock then, bolt the door just in case he has a mate who is a locksmith.

I am, yes but...

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Bohica · 09/04/2012 00:10

He has called and they are still drinking watching the golf.

I can't go to bed -the last time I did that, years ago. some one walked in and stole the keys to my car and then my car--

He owes me a very quiet lie in in the morning!

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oreocrumbs · 09/04/2012 00:14

Yes he does. Do you have DC? If so he owes you a lie in and should take them out so you can catch up on your lost sleep at you leisure.

With a hangover [bugrin]

MNHubbie · 09/04/2012 00:14

Stomp down there in your PJs, dressing gown and slippers, throw his set of keys at him and then go home to bed.

...but when you get home disconnect the doorbell and bolt the door.

In the morning put it all back as it should be and then when he moans say he must have been too drunk to get the key in properly or find the doorbell.

bwhahahaha Grin

CrockoDuck · 09/04/2012 00:15

@Bohica - Aaaah, Dexter! A woman after my own heart :) What season are you on?

MNHubbie · 09/04/2012 00:17

Dexter at this time of night!

I mean there's a bloke who would cope with a zombie apocalypse but it is hardly bedtime viewing.

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Bohica · 09/04/2012 00:21

MNHubbie I like your style, If only I was brave enough to carry it out and DH doesn't deserve it really

Crocko I am a series 6 late starter but also watching the first series on NetFix at the same time

We have 3 little people soundly asleep so my hangover won't be anywhere near his but I AM DUE A LIE IN!

I'm curently watching I just want my pants back but Dexter S8 E2 is about to start.

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Bohica · 09/04/2012 00:22

Hence why I won't go to bed with the back door unlocked!

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hermionejgranger · 09/04/2012 00:23

He might be sitting there thinking, "Where's my key? Where's my phone?"...