To go to bed?

[Bohica]

DH still at the local pub watching golf.

I made him go because I am sick of it being on our tv, I have now caught up with MN tv programmes and would like to go to bed.

DH doesn't have his phone or front door key

What time do pubs kick out these days?

BTW your lie ins sound just like ours. The battle isn't over who get up with the kids but who gets up first to say "close the bloody door"

He may also be standing on a table singing the BGT "where is my phone and my keys" song.

I fear if he tries to do the actions + singing he will end up in A&E.

At least if he does you can lock the door.

X post MNH we do the very loud SSHHH daddy/mummy is trying to sleep even though we know the other is lying there not sleeping but not having to deal with it

X post again, if he does end up in A& E he doesn't have a phone for a nurse to ICE me so I could be sitting her till this time tomorrow!!

If you hear an ambulance go to bed.

YES! The who will stop pretending to be asleep first game.

I am at the "where's my keys, where's my phone" thingy!!

So much so I just woke my DH!! oops x