To have told this old cow on the bus to eff off

[BupcakesandCunting]

Because she had a shopping bag with a toilet brush sticking out of it, was wearing a fur coat, had a I heart Call Me Dave badge on and was sitting in a pushchair in the wheelchair area?

I told her to fuck off. Then everyone on the bus stood up and applauded me.

Oh, and she got on the bus outside the dole office, the fucking SKANK.

I call troll.

I'm on here all the Effing time and I still don't get all the in jokes on that.
Either that, or haven't had enough wine.

Eh? Have I missed something?

Basically, some MNer, ChristTrulyRises or summat asked when we were due a bog brush/disabled space on bus/other generic MN goading thread so I thought I'd kill several birds in one.

YABU

Everyone standing up on the bus at once is a health and safety issue

Someone might have wobbled when the bus driver braked

did she have her shoes on the bus? I hope not. filthy fucking shoes.

Or should that be 'broke'?

Either way, you can't have people wobbling on public transport

It's just not on

Broken Britain at its best/worst

Oh, ChristTrulyRises is a troll too.

I've reported you all.

The bus parked in a p&t space too, didnt it...

I told the lady at the till to fuck off today. she smiled at my fucking children.

"Some MNer"?

SIOFBB, skank orf yow BC tweedle.

I have been on Mumsnet for months now and have never (to my patchy recollection) seen a proper thread about a bog brush. Why not? What is unreasonable about them?

Love yow bab [wunk]

Bog brushes are akin to Hitler on the scale of evil because all clagnuts collect on them or something. And they are dutty rank. Which I suppose wouldn only be a problem if you were going to use it to brush yer teeth or whatever.

Bog brushes are filthy
They touch shit then you leave them festering beside your bog
Boak

I wiped my hands on a previously used towel today

Do you brush your teeth with it?

Was she sucking a bottle full of fanta too?

With a poo sieve of course, warren. Know nothing's.

AND SHE WAS SMOKING ON MY BABY.

My bog brush is in a metal thing which I clean with bleach. I don't know what you dirty cows do but mine is fairly clean. And it's by the toilet which is a shitbed of germs anyway. It's not like you're leaving it by your friffing oven.

I hope it wasn't a crispy towel, sinister [bugrin]

It's a device of my own creation. I'm taking it on dragons den.