To have told this old cow on the bus to eff off

[BupcakesandCunting]

Because she had a shopping bag with a toilet brush sticking out of it, was wearing a fur coat, had a I heart Call Me Dave badge on and was sitting in a pushchair in the wheelchair area?

I told her to fuck off. Then everyone on the bus stood up and applauded me.

Oh, and she got on the bus outside the dole office, the fucking SKANK.

I bet she used her fucking big brush with bare hands and didn't even rinse her mince

How
Fucking rank

Ho ho ho at the shit sieve. [bugrin]

I think YABU you twat, plus I think you are unintelligent because you use text speak, you are religious so you are thick for that reason as well, so please bend over nicely whilst I roger you senseless with a strap on.

I think bog brushes are cool. I replace mine once a month (with a cheapo plastic less than a pound one) and fill the little bucket with straight bleach and keep it out of sight behind the bog. Then clean all poo stains away immediately and rinse the brush with a second flush if there's any poo on it. I wipe down the handle of the brush every day with my disposable toilet seat wipes.

Dunno what's wrong with that. Toilets are germ ridden places anyway. There's a reason why you wash your hands every time you use them.

Apparently my your fridge has more germs than your toilet. True fact.

It's a cut throat market, that of turd brokerage, but I'm up to the challenge. I might do some market research later on. You can keep your disease ridden shit brushes, the turd sieve is the toilet control device of the future.

YANBU

You need a turd shelf.

Jeezus!
Someone forced a sausage roll on my PFB today, and it was all because I'm disabled, and they said so, and then called me entitled.
Pah.
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Yes well, I was being taken roughly up the wrong un when I startled a passing group of evangelical preachers on their way to a community oppression and was forced to perform CPR whilst trying to have next doors dog removed by the police for wagging its tail near me. Do I win a prize?

Can't understand why people use toilet cleaning with a toothbrush as an act of revenge.My toilet is cleaner than most people's tooth mugs < fact >.

YABU for telling someone sitting in a pushchair to fuck off, i mean how old were they? 2...? thats not nice, it is fucking rude.

the bog brush is superfluous

My toothbrush mug is absolutely disgusting due to it being where I also keep my toilet brush. My toilet brush holder on the other hand is spotless.

A cat shit on my strap-on. AIBU to direct my security light in the neighbour's window in case it was their cat?