To think some of you are being less than honest when you...

[MardyBra]

...use expressions like "I was a little bit sick in my mouth" and "I spat all over my keyboard".

You didn't actually did you?

At some of the threads i have sat with tears in my eyes or running down my face, literally. So that isnt a metaphor for me, nor is LOL, all the time, but i dont suppose it counts if it only gives you a little giggle does it? And a bug smile! And its only to this one person i am talking about! And we seem to be laughing a lot since we met online.

So who is going to own up to being a freak who actually has itchy teeth?

Just wondering what a bug smile is...

No that would make your teeth itch, surely.

I was once sick during school lunch over a snot joke. In fact, just thinking about the joke makes me heave.

Are you going to tell us the joke exit to see if we all have the same reaction. If the majority of MNers get real sick in their mouth, then I will admit to BU.

I think its time to use the key word "literally" when you really do.

So LROFL vs ROFL etc.

Don't think I can type it - but it is the one about daring someone to take a sip from a spittoon - but the person drank it all because it was all one big gloop.

I have literally spat tea on my keyboard......but have never pissed myself doing anything.

OhChristFENTON makes me smile everytime I see her MN name.

Do you really want the hairdryer story?

I'll post it in chat if you do.

Yeh yeh yeh !

I actually say "LOL" in RL when I finish erm LOL-ing

its in chat FENTON and I've dedicated it to you.

I meant big smile, stupid computer, doesnt do as its told, okay it was my error, but blame it on the computer!

I recommend babyheave's story in Chat if you want to test the spitting coffee and lol-ing theory.

Great story babyheave. I have occasionally laughed until I cried at MN. TSC's minge at the swimming pool for example.