To think some of you are being less than honest when you...

[MardyBra]

...use expressions like "I was a little bit sick in my mouth" and "I spat all over my keyboard".

You didn't actually did you?

Oh Sposh That's dreadful but really fucking funny.

Yes. It's a chip of wood. here

sorry - yes, an actual chip, no not a potato chip

sorry

It reminds me of the hunning threads of old.

and Shouty Kelly. She was brilliant.

Oh Hecate's right. Again. be wrong for me, once. Please?

was someone going to tell us a funny story about a hairdryer?

Psam. What're you talking about. I've been wrong at least 100 times today already.

here

Oh yes to the little bit of wee.

Have choked on my tea and probably spurted a bit out.

HTH

"our old forum" - are you a mouldie then LeQ

Hyperbole or hackneyed? Discuss.

Some of you need to do more Kegel exercises.

The sad demise of my tab and caps lock keys will attest to the fact that I once spat literally coffee over the keyboard. The Q and A and W are still a bit sticky, too.

Please note that the thread title say some of you. I do recognise that we do have some continentally challenged MNers.

That SHOUTY KELLY thread is madness! How did I miss that one?

sucks up pelvic floor

I genuinely gag a bit sometimes. But then I have some insane gag reflex and can't handle tales of snot. Have never spat tea. Have giggled for several days though.

Sometimes things make me half smile. But that is not very encouraging for the person who has tried to make a witty comment. So I would use LMFAO if any of you ever said anything vaguely funny

So strongly I had to put it in bold ...

YABU

How about 'I laughed till I stopped'.
I remember that as a review for some funny book I read years ago.
ILTIS.

Easy, you should have seen the ones that got deleted

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING SNOBS INNIT LOLOL