WIBU to swear at a blind nun in a wheelchair who asked me for the time?

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Just checking the boundaries, really. Seems some swearing at strangers is acceptable and some is not. Please advise.

What sort of appliance d'you use for boiling piss in then Bupcake?

In our local Lakeland Limited they have tangines, omlette makers, egg boilers, soup makers even cupcake makers like a Breville grill.

But no piss boilers?

Is it a Stourbridge thing?

This actually, literally happened to me this afternoon:

Hideously busy garden centre car park. I pulled into the one space remaining, although didn't really want to use that space having clocked the state of the car to my right. Just as I enter the garden centre itself I see the elderly owners of that car return and make a bit of a hash of loading it with all their garden-related crap. The cheeky fuckers were clearly frail and could have used one of several vacant disabled spots to park.

On my return, I spot a fairly minor but irritating all the same fuck off great big GASH on the driver's side front wheel arch. Had the old people come clean? Left a note perhaps, or informed staff in the shop? Had they fuck

So...

AIBU to hunt them down and make them PAY?

I hope your piss-boiler is one of those eco-friendly, low use electricity ones. BTW, I hope said Nun's wheelchair wasn't one of those ozone-gobbling electric jobbies. Cheeky madam, who does she think she is...Madge?

Old people should not be allowed to drive! I feel your pain Jenai

I actually saw this nun blatently trying to open the door of a disabled toilet later that day while a poor woman with a toddler was in there with her buggy and all her shopping! She didn't shout at the mum but I am sure I heard her saying, 'Don't worry, you weren't to know I would be waiting, take your time, lovely children you have there by the way.' Then she had the cheek to look put out when the mum pointed out that just because she was in a wheelchair didn't mean she had a greater right to use a disabled toilet! The sheer entitlement!

And how dare they squander their winter fuel allowance on shrubs and compost?