To ask you for stories of passive aggressive things people have said to you?

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Funniest with me was from a 'frenemy' who said to me one day: 'Are you ok?' Me: 'Yes I'm fine thanks' Her 'Oh I'm so glad you're ok, I haven't seen you with dark circles like that under your eyes before' Me 'Well you must have done as I always look like this' Her 'Oh I wish I could be like you and go out looking less than perfect'

She also told me my hair looked 'interesting' when I'd had it cut and highlighted once.

Pretty much everything my ex said.
Best was "you're only here because I decide when you leave, not you". Hmm, ok then.

MIL is queen of ridiculous PA.

She HATES the fact that I don't buy kitchen roll and end up using loo roll in the kitchen. She has said at least fifteen times "Oh isn't loo roll great, the good old loo roll, loo roll is so useful." To listen to her you'd think she has some weird loo roll obsession!

I bumped into an old colleague, who (in the space of about ten minutes) said, "oh, how old are you now? You must be getting on, you were mid twenties when we worked together, how long ago was that? Quite a while..." and "well, you were much thinner when we worked together, weren't you? I remember, you always looked so skinny".

I was too shocked to say anything, she manages to come out with these things with such a way that you don't really notice what she's said until after!

'I wish I could stop worrying about what I ate, it must be sooo liberating buttonmoon'

I am indeed a stone --or three- overweight but I will at least never be killed because of the utter jellyfishness of my comments

or three damn you!

"I wish I was like you and didn't worry so much about what I looked like."

When I was pregnant my friend (don't talk much anymore!) told me she couldn't wait to see me go fat so she could go out with me and look thin...she also used to phone me when I gave up my job and when I'd answer she would always say "sleeping again? Doing nothing again?" when she knew I had a 2.5 year old at home - you can hardly sleep or do nothing with a toddler in the house!

I don't know if that's passive aggressiveness or just plain rude.

School Gate Mum: Your hair looks great today.
Me: Thanks, to be honest I just scraped it up out of the way because I didn't have time to straighten it.
SGM: Oh, it looks much better than when you straighten it.
Me: Hnnuhgrrr?!

"Do you think your hands age you?" - out of the blue comment from a lifelong friend whilst staring at my horrible dry cracked lumpy hands Thanks for bringing that to my attention, dear friend I'm only bloody 25

Guy who has feelings for the me the other day who said he didn't mean it like that but it came out as such: "You always say I am shallow and only go by looks but if I was like that I wouldn't be so interested in you, would I?" :o

I just said I wish he wasn't, to be fair.

"Oh! You've coloured your hair. That's brave".

MIL asked if I had had chicken pox recently. Despite knowing I hadn't.

I suffer from acne and had some bad ones on one cheek.

"You know, everyone says you're a real bitch, but I think you're really nice!"

Never worked out if she was monumentally PA or monumentally thick.

Brother : "Holly, does my breath really stink of garlic?"

Me: "no."

Brother: "Good. Now you ask me."

The cheeky little shit.

Fashion conscious mate.... 'Now... hmm.... what are we wearing today?"
Me... "I'm wearing a slobby old sweatshirt with stains. What are you wearing?"

Work colleague: You're doing really well, you've picked it up very quickly, well done.

Me: Thank you

Work colleague: It'll still be a long time before you can do it unsupervised though.

Me: :(

Work colleague

"You look really good, well - considering you're like a decade older than me"

Same work colleague

"Oh I hate my flat bum, I wish I had your bum. Men say they like a really big squishy bum don't they?"

I fecking hate this woman

MiL is the PA Master.

On our beautiful, spacious rented home:

"Yes it's lovely. It'll be a shame be when you eventually buy again and you'll have to move somewhere much smaller."

WTF? Why would we buy somewhere smaller? We'll only ever buy when we've got the funds to purchase somewhere even bigger and better than here. Silly woman.

Mum of a friends of Ds1 walks into my house where I live with DH and two DSs and says-

'Oooh I used to have a little house like this before I got married. Mine had a downstairs toilet though'

We are having alot of finance trouble at the moment - due to a set of horrible circumstances.

One of my SIL was explaining to me how she is paying someone to do her cleaning and said "you see thats how it works Duck, I earn money and then pay it out".

Bitch

In the days when I used to actually speak to DP's exw....

Me - 'No, I'm not going out with him tonight, my roots need doing '
Her - 'Yes - you need to keep yourself tip-top now you have a younger man...'

Duckety. Did you say anything or were you too shocked to speak. What a cow.

From ex; 'you were always one of my favourites'. Oh OK then.

MIL (on more than one occasion): 'It would have been nice to speak to you this weekend. We waited for your call.'
Errr, why didn't you pick up the phone and call us then? gets out violin