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To want a shag?

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nosextoday · 12/03/2012 21:58

I wanna shag Sad

haven't had one since November. I am currently waiting for essure sterilisation but that might take a while because of waiting list. dh can't use a condom because he loses his erection and it comes off. Even after essure implant I have to wait 3-6 months for it to work.

I just want a good old shag. I just feel like doing it then going for the MAP.

I'm never going to get a shag again am I? Hmm

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metoyyou · 17/12/2016 12:23

I apologize, I have obviously scrunched a few crisp packets unintentionally, I might add.

1horatio · 17/12/2016 12:30

met

It's fine. I was about to offer a threesome 😂😂😂

metoyyou · 17/12/2016 12:55

Oh what a bugger. Well that's what you get for been clever.

1horatio · 17/12/2016 13:00

Nooo.

I wouldn't have offered you for the threesome.

But DH and I haven't had one in ages,,,

Joshmowbs543 · 20/06/2017 19:02

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danielabbz · 28/09/2017 16:35

Well I’m sure I can help you

Andy69 · 28/08/2018 06:26

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Fullofregrets33 · 28/08/2018 12:01

Just use the pull out method. We have for 17 years and never had an accident. Both kids were conceived first go of trying

bob6666 · 24/10/2018 22:26

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marriott1111 · 31/01/2019 16:07

hello

Shallishanti123 · 31/01/2019 16:16

Wtf is up with these weirdos?!

marriott1111 · 01/02/2019 12:19

hello

bobbynobby · 11/04/2019 13:14

hello where you from hun x

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JoMumsnet · 11/04/2019 13:29

Hello,

We're closing this thread. The OP started it back in 2012, so hopefully is all sorted by now...

Plus, it seems to be a bit of a magnet for tedious trolls. Can't think why.

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