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To want a shag?

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nosextoday · 12/03/2012 21:58

I wanna shag Sad

haven't had one since November. I am currently waiting for essure sterilisation but that might take a while because of waiting list. dh can't use a condom because he loses his erection and it comes off. Even after essure implant I have to wait 3-6 months for it to work.

I just want a good old shag. I just feel like doing it then going for the MAP.

I'm never going to get a shag again am I? Hmm

OP posts:
ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 13/03/2012 08:31

Have you tried Yasmin? I hate hormonal bc but am trying Yasmin now, 4th gen combined pill with the lowest side effects.

oldraver · 13/03/2012 11:43

Can you not have a coil until your appointment comes through.

Or DH is going to have to extend his reportoire a little or get him a strap on

Rhinosaurus · 13/03/2012 12:06

Mirena?

AlmostMrsRobinson · 13/03/2012 15:59

what oldraver said the bit that she crossed out Grin

thebody · 13/03/2012 16:03

Where have u all been since 1952? One word, rabbit ffs.

SparkyMcSparrow · 13/03/2012 16:04

Carrots are also good Wink come in all shapes and sizes

not that i would know

metoyyou · 17/12/2016 11:23

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passmethewineplease · 17/12/2016 11:26

Grim. Hmm

thefrizzyhairedcommunity · 17/12/2016 11:26

ZOMBIE THREAD

GinAndSonic · 17/12/2016 11:28

Diaphragm.

Or toys.

Sallystyle · 17/12/2016 11:28

What is grim? Hmm

Use the femidoms OP. I used to use them, no problems at all.

Sallystyle · 17/12/2016 11:29

Oh fuck... Zombie

I can now see why that comment was very grim!

NickNacks · 17/12/2016 11:29

Grim is the weirdo who offered himself on a 4 year old zombie thread.

GinAndSonic · 17/12/2016 11:29

Oh. I didn't realise it was a zombie. It was in active and I was a bit Hmm at the response from metoyou tbh.

passmethewineplease · 17/12/2016 11:30

The person offering themselves U2! They've bumped up a thread from 2012.

I'd assume the OP has probably had a shag since this thread. Grin

metoyyou · 17/12/2016 11:50

Hahaha, wait until the years start passing you by

mummydawn07 · 17/12/2016 11:59

ann summers might be able to help Grin

ClashCityRocker · 17/12/2016 11:59

I wonder if op got her shag.

And how that poster found this four year old thread.

ShowMePotatoSalad · 17/12/2016 12:02

I'm seconding femidom.

What about viagra? Has your DH been to the GP about his erection problem?

ShowMePotatoSalad · 17/12/2016 12:02

OH MY GOD IT'S 4 YEARS OLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WiseOwlLady · 17/12/2016 12:07

Hope OP has had her shag by now.

WiseOwlLady · 17/12/2016 12:09

Someone needs to tell metoyyou that this isn't a dating site...

ThePinkOcelot · 17/12/2016 12:12

Cold shower!

1horatio · 17/12/2016 12:23

Buy yourself a vibrator for Christmas? They're awesome,

Seriously, I love DH and I love having sex with him. But sometimes....

Very handy for when I'm away for work ;)

Couldn't he just have a condom and some spermicide?

1horatio · 17/12/2016 12:23

Oops. Zombie thread.
Well, I hope she got her orgasms.

Orgasms are great. We all deserve them ;)!

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