To Want To Go And Live With Nigella Lawson?

[RabidEchidna]

Well am I?

And have her cook for me everyday?

Carrot cake....my favourite

YANBU... but you'll have to get on the end of a very long queue of adoring middle-aged men who won't be there for her carrot cake....

Yabu would you want her breathing al over your carrot cake with her heaving bosoms in your face and her during the night eating if she was on another programme she would be classed as bingeing sorry i cant stand the woman can you tell

I used to hate watching her with all the hair flicking and licking fingers, but since she calmed that down I love watching her, her food is cookable and even I can cook it

Love her! Love how she unashamedly takes sensual pleasure in eating. Agree, her food is cookable, too.

maybe I have seen old series i dont watch her anymore , she used to say oh you can just throw together this X YZ in no time , 6 hours to prepare isnt no time nigella

Oh God YANBU. I'd never have to cook again (loath cooking). I'd have to avert my eyes from her bosoms though.

I would want her kitchen and her gorgeous stair carpet but not her nor her husband.

I bet she goes to john lewis and says "i want that one" like andy in little britain to anything and everything. Would also love even 10% of her earnings.

I'd be quite happy to see her bosoms

TBF she has fabtastic bosoms maybe im jealous

nah she is annoying ,

I have her bosom already, rather blessed in that department, want her kitchen and for her to cook for me

YABV naive if you think that in real life Nigella is anything like her public persona.

She has vast teams of home economists and stylists that help to create the Nigella that you have come to know and love. And the "home" that you see her in is a red glass tea-light holder-festooned set somewhere in North London.

These people may very well not be in attendance when you arrive at her gaff with all your worldy belongings. And Nigella might be just as likely to stick a ready meal in the microwave for you every night while she pops out to Nandos

You can still dream though - and that might be far nicer.

I KNOW HER KITCHEN IS A SET, but I still want to live there

I was friends with nigellas nanny in a previous life!!
Unfortunately I am still forever silenced by a hideous confidentiality clause from the job I was in at the time!
Don't believe the things you see on telly!!!

I saw Nigella the other day on an episode of Iron Chef and thought that she looked way too much like her father to be in any way attractive. I'd not seen her for ages and ages before that and I don't know if I thought she was attractive then , but I really don't think she is now.

I don't want to shag her just eat her food

When she did a christmas speciadl she spent a lot of time on the stairs on some gorgeous carpet and the kitchen was totally different to that warehouse in battersea one.

i need to get out more

No thanks

Michelle Roux Jr, maybe

That's not how you spell his name is it

I like nigel slaters kitchen but he realllllllly annoys me (although he speaks highly of me)

She does coke and has bulimia (although obviously not that severely).

I want to move in to River cottage also, sad I know

You'll have to brush up on your smuggery if you want to live with Hugh FW. He's unbearable.

ooooooh Michel Roux Jnr for me too please.

Really bear?

You can all timeshare Nigella, Delia, Hugh, James Martin, Anthony WT, Ms Pascale (can't remember her first name )

JUST KEEP YOUR COLLECTIVE PAWS OFF HESTON BLUMENTHAL

He's mine My Precious (in a Golum voice)