to not contain my mirth at hearing of a man called Tiny Kox

[ThatVikRinA22]

just watching 10 o clock live.....im sorry. i know it juvenile and childish but there is a real man with a real name of Tiny Kox. poor poor sod.

*and if this thread goes tits up im off out so dont care....

I have an old school friend who went on to work at a very successful shipping company, she was earning mega £££ as a sales executive. She had a very important client in the Netherlands whose name was something like Faury Baluk - I don't know the true spelling of the name.

The client came over to the UK for a huge sales meeting, all very swanky in a big hotel - my mate got a bit pissed at the free bar and laughed her tits off as she told said client that his name translated in English to Furry Ballsack

Dear oh dear oh dear!!

I met Jenna Taylor a while back. Wonder if it's the same one. My colleague didn't get it at all while I was snorting about her name.

Keith Moist.... I am still crying.

Head teacher at Primary school was called Mary Theresa Head, or MT Head.

And our music teacher was called Mr Bumhole. It was (supposedly) pronounced beu-mole-eh, but I am sure you can imagine he pretty much didn't get called that!

Have you ever transposed the initials of your friends first and surnames? Terry Chopping becomes Cherry Topping. Mary Jones becomes Jerry Moans

Or roll and butter becomes Roland Butter. There are some amusing names out there. Cheese and biscuits becomes bees and chiskets.

I used to go to school with a boy whose last name was Glasscock. He was a right aggressive shirty type as well, which mightn't be surprising under the circumstances.

Just remembered DP used to work with someone called Dick Wankmueller. Deed poll exists for a reason people.