...to think mumsnet should have a "bun" throwing button......

[MrGin]

Said button allows you to virtually throw a bun at someone, it also shows in their 'bun counter' so you can see how many buns that poster has endured.

On the thread list a simple animation of flying buns would indicate how many buns were being thrown in each thread.

Comments on a post card please.

:o

what about other baked goods?
Why is it alway buns?

^ 43 until two days ago

Thank you dearie.

Ah MNHQ I hope you're taking all this on board.

We demand flying buns !

Could be hotX buns ?

A hot crossed bun might be in danger of looking a bit cat's bottomish though.

Did anyone ever see what was in the packs of Crackerjack pencils and pens? I have always wondered.

nope. But I did ask a question on Record Breakers < proud >

Did you, what was it? And why haven't you namechanged to SirGin?

I asked 'What's the most poisonous substance' Roy Castle told me to say that

And what was it?

A most excellent choice SirGin

Now that nobody can recognize me, I'm going to say....

Bumsex !

Ah. It was a snake venom I think.

Custard pie anyone?

< ducks >

My DD told me in the car tonight that she has never had a bun.

I am a terrible mother. I will have to buy her a bun tomorrow

I return and find the OP has been visiting other threads spreading disharmony! Don't worry - I see the evidence! Tsh - wears it like a badge of honour too! They'll see you coming next time, lol.

Damn! - missed.

Onthebottomwithawwomansweekly - errr pencils and pens?

Well jel of your name btw

Custard pies seem a little too slapstick. People might laugh. Something not too squidgy, that hurts a bit but doesn't quite kill you except in very great numbers. I think a special MN recipe is called for. Any bakers out there?

This is the definitive bun surely

Giving myself extra kudos that the first image I found was from Greggs

We have a rating system for Bakers.

A ten on the ponce scale would be a choice of only cupcakes, cream horns, pink elephant meringues.

A one would be no choice, just a lump of bread pudding.

A Bakers counter can therefore be quickly assessed on the sturdiness of the buns in a quick and efficient manner.

Barbara - Those look very nice! I wouldn't mind a few.

BHF - A lump of breadpuddin - definitely great missile potential and fitting for the mere aspirers. And fancies for the fancies!

We'd need trial weekend. Cake everywhere!

Yes, bun throwing - great idea - might reduce the mud-slinging