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Humour. The fitness of subjects thereof. Opinions?

192 replies

Hullygully · 08/03/2012 09:17

Mine is often unsuitable, apparently.

So, I am genuinely interested to know, what subjects do you think shouldn't be joked about?

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Hullygully · 08/03/2012 11:22

er ok then Big

whatevs

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BupcakesandCunting · 08/03/2012 11:23

'S ok. I said HTH to Grimgrind earlier. Do it all the time me because I am the MEGACUNT

Hullygully · 08/03/2012 11:23

yes it has Prod!

I am absolutely devastated and torn apart and I don't know how I will ever get through it.

I just hope people have the decency not to joke about it

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TheRhubarb · 08/03/2012 11:26

Oh oh oh, thought of another!

Sorry, I should let this drop now shouldn't I? drop! Ha! Ba Booom!

BigGirlInASmallWorld · 08/03/2012 11:26

I must go and do some cunting, fucking, bastard, cunting housework :(

Poor Edward Woodward

You should be ashamed of yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shock
Hullygully · 08/03/2012 11:27

oh yes that makes sense too...

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ShirleyKnot · 08/03/2012 11:28

axes being ground everywhere and the shit keeps getting in my eyes.

TheRhubarb · 08/03/2012 11:29

Smoke get in your eyes - for Edward Woodward.

bejeezus · 08/03/2012 11:31

jokes amongst family and friends and people you know is entirely different to jokes cast out into the unknown

ShirleyKnot · 08/03/2012 11:31
TheRhubarb · 08/03/2012 11:33
TheRhubarb · 08/03/2012 11:34

I made that point earlier bejeezus.

ShirleyKnot · 08/03/2012 11:36

Anything by Radiohead to be fair.

TheRhubarb · 08/03/2012 11:37

Yup, he's a knobber though with a face that is crying out for a good punch.

Uh-oh, here I go advocating violence....someone will know someone who has been punched in the face now and they will get all offended by that.

ShirleyKnot · 08/03/2012 11:39

What did you just say about Morrisey?

Hmm?

WHAT WAS THAT?

Wait, that might be offensive to Royalty - DOH NO I SAID THE "R" WORD...

EVACUATE THREAD, EVACUATE THREAD

TheRhubarb · 08/03/2012 11:43

MORRISEY, THAT MAN OUT OF THE SMITH'S, THAT VEGAN LOVING MAN WHO MUST BE THE MOST MISERABLE HIPPIE EVER, THAT MAN WHO BANS THE SMELL OF MEAT FROM GIGS AND WHO COMPARED THE TSUNAMI TO PEOPLE KILLING CHICKENS FOR KFC - THAT MAN YEAH?

He's shit he is.

Grin
Hullygully · 08/03/2012 11:44

Can't STAND ol daffodil bum

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BigGirlInASmallWorld · 08/03/2012 11:50

For Edward

Thanks

R.I.P

Hullygully · 08/03/2012 11:51

yes dear

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Boomerwang · 08/03/2012 11:52

...so I'm sitting here trying to think of an offensive joke to drop and then hide the thread but I can't.

I'm just crap at jokes, aren't I?

Boomerwang · 08/03/2012 11:53

ooh ooh

what's more enjoyable than stapling a kitten to a fence?

ripping it off again

MordecaiAndTheRigbys · 08/03/2012 11:54

The thing is Hully is that it was actually a very mean thread. You were only a few comments in and you were wishing them dead, and I did find that very off putting. I felt sad for the person who lives next door and has these rip roaring fights. But then as you say, you move on, its the internet no point in getting worked up. Simply hide the thread.

I agree whole heartedly with what Proud says. I also think its quite pathetic that if people dont "agree" with you, its because they have a problem.

Oh and nearly everyone on this thread has used HTH, so that makes you all cunts Grin

Hullygully · 08/03/2012 11:55

you were wishing them dead

Really? Really? You think?

dear lord

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BigGirlInASmallWorld · 08/03/2012 11:56

When Hully went into the Psychiatrists office, before She even spoke, He said," I can clearly see you are nuts".

Hullygully · 08/03/2012 11:58

yes dear

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