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Humour. The fitness of subjects thereof. Opinions?

192 replies

Hullygully · 08/03/2012 09:17

Mine is often unsuitable, apparently.

So, I am genuinely interested to know, what subjects do you think shouldn't be joked about?

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Jins · 08/03/2012 10:33

The frog joke isn't remotely funny. If it were in a liquidiser....

EdithWeston · 08/03/2012 10:33

If you're going to joke about a potentially offensive subject, then it has to be very, very, very funny, skilfully told (not posted, as you cannot judge audience) and probably make an underlying thought-provoking point.

Most attempts fail on all three points.

FeckArse · 08/03/2012 10:33

What's black and white and red all other, and spins really fast ?

edam · 08/03/2012 10:34

a joke about child abuse could be very funny and very powerful if it was aimed at the people and institutions that protect and enable child abuse. Or Gary Glitter.

BupcakesandCunting · 08/03/2012 10:35

And I was just joking back at you bejeesus unless you really think I am married to a frog.

tethersend · 08/03/2012 10:35

I will not be offended by the French jokes.

They are all that keep me sane on in law visits.

What's the colour of the French flag?

WHITE.

HAHAHAHA

Hullygully · 08/03/2012 10:35

There was a very funny Glitter one, but I've forgot it.

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BigGirlInASmallWorld · 08/03/2012 10:36

Jins

FeckArse · 08/03/2012 10:36

A nun in a liquidiser.

tethersend · 08/03/2012 10:37

Gary Glitter

ShirleyKnot · 08/03/2012 10:37

I really DID write a post about the French.

Because I always laugh quite hard at that whole "Oh God, not the french" thing in BlackAdder for example, and I was wondering why I don't get "offended" by that in the same way as I would about another nation, like Africa for example "Oh God not the Africans" is just not funny.

ANd it's because we're not oppressing the French and the French aren't oppressing us and although we have a history of kicking shit out of each other we're over all that now and anyway...I have bored myself.

BigGirlInASmallWorld · 08/03/2012 10:38

The French flag joke is funny.

ShirleyKnot · 08/03/2012 10:38

and they eat snails and frogs

snails and frogs

dirty bastards

BupcakesandCunting · 08/03/2012 10:40

I think it is because the French are so very similar to us that we "hate" them (I don't, I love them) Familiarity breeds contempt and all that. Plus like you say, no oppression, we're quite equal. Same race. I's just down to perceived foibles and frog's legs innit?

Itsjustafleshwound · 08/03/2012 10:40

But it is also cultural .

The British have a reputation for a particular type of subversive, black humour that isn't appreciated by other cultures. I come from a country where the humour and jokes are puerile and childish ... And very unfunny.

tethersend · 08/03/2012 10:40

And because, well, they're French.

What's the difference between toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

I'mhereallweek.

TheRhubarb · 08/03/2012 10:41

I used to live in France.

It had sun.

And wine.

DaisySteiner · 08/03/2012 10:41

I feel for you Hully. I was ostracised at the school gates for joking that my neighbour might be the Ipswich serial killer Sad Blush

Hullygully · 08/03/2012 10:42

The French are Fair Game, partics as they think they are so demn SUPERIOR

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Proudnscary · 08/03/2012 10:42

Believe it or not Hully, I have a hide like an elephant's (not literally) and am almost impossible to offend.

What I objected to yesterday was that you upset and worried women who had been subjected to violence. But you didn't care.

The other big (maybe bigger) issue was that I just didn't find it funny - not because it was offensive but because it just wasn't funny, that's all. Simple as that. Some threads I find so funny on here that I am literally wetting myself laughing and I like joining in. But just because you or whoever else is a 'funny poster' doesn't mean everything you say is funny and it's so cringey when others join in a big pretence that something is soooo hilarious when it's not.

You then came on to the thread telling everyone to fuck off several times. The same yawnsome 'if you don't think I'm funny then it must be because you are po faced and have no sense of humour'.

You then said 'new' posters that were easily offended could fuck off and you even said others who were offended could get off your thread

bejeezus · 08/03/2012 10:42

And I was just joking back at you bejeesus unless you really think I am married to a frog

Oh gawd...I was just joking again...of course I dont really think you have a chip on your shoulder. Or are married to a frog Grin

I'll get my coat

Hullygully · 08/03/2012 10:42

what is your point?

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bejeezus · 08/03/2012 10:43

bup its just standard response innit? if you dont find offensive jokes funny--miserable/ chip on your shoulder.....

ShirleyKnot · 08/03/2012 10:43

I also love going to France and haven't met those famous rude French people. Also I am totally BRILLIANT at speaking French.

The frog leg thing though - that's just proper wrong. Also my X ordered a pizza in France once (I don't know why, because he's a dick probably) and when it arrived it was a pancake with a hamburger on the top. HA HA HA! How brilliant is that? FUCK YOU AND YOUR PIZZA!

tethersend · 08/03/2012 10:43

Married to a frog, you say?

Arf.