To think people who are thick...

[Jux]

... should be taken out of the gene pool?

Then there'd be all those lovely resources left for intelligent people who can spell, who know grammar, can count, can think clearly. Has the added bonus of improving the human race, as more intelligent babies will be born and the dumb schmucks won't be able to reproduce.

Where's the ham

Hmm, well I've heard/read that human would taste like pork. I like pork. If it was in the right sauce, I may eat the village idiot.

We could get some of those great thinkers from Masterchef to create a suce then eat them?

sauce

Who even uses the word thick any more, what does it really mean/refer to?

Yup me too, will be on the euthanasia list

Thick always makes me think of a "thick shaft". I had a bit of a thing for my woodwork teacher when I was at school, hearing him say thick shaft reduced me to a blushing, giggling little girl. Still does!

I would like to say it was a shaft on some thingimibob, not his cock. Although a few girls in the class did get pregnant the next year

Compulsory sterilisation for all school leavers who don`t have 5+ A* - C at GCSE ?????

I think they should sterilise all the really intelligent women who want to be, like, lawyers or doctors and stuff, so that they don't have to worry about childcare and can just work and work and pay back their educations.

....but hang on - what will we do with all the bright people who have dyslexia? And the really clever autistic ones?

(Or am I being thick here...?)

But according to popular belief gcses are actually getting easier. And the population is growing at an alarming rate. So surely it would be better to raise the bar a little and say perhaps 8 grade a*-c?

And why stop at targeting thickos? Why not the elderly? Migrant workers? Criminals? Fuck it - how about those on benefits?

Tongue-IN-cheek

Er, excuse me,
I live in between Hemel and Luton, Im not as thick.
Mad sometimes, but not thick...

O/ I need shooting cos i am a bit thick this is a joke right ??

RIGHT ??

"I live in between Hemel and Luton, Im not as thick.
Mad sometimes, but not thick..."

Sentence one asserts that you are thick but "not as thick" as people in Hemel and Luton.

Sentence two asserts that you are "not thick" at all.

I'm sorry but your contradictory statements mean you've made it onto OP's list :o

Mrsjay - You've ended up posting the same response three times. That, plus the fact that you need to ask if the OP is serious, means that you do indeed need shooting

Says the person who spells Jugs like that. God.

yes i know shows how thick i really am , mumsnet wasnt responding i was doing mad clicking , I have reported and asked for them to be reomoved

yes i know shows how thick i really am , mumsnet wasnt responding i was doing mad clicking , I have reported and asked for them to be reomoved

Oooh, I like the way you/re all thinking.

Cannibalism sounds splendid. I shall start on dh this evening as he's a bit of a ficko, even compared to me!

OK, if you're clever-like and have dyslexia or sumfing, then you'll be let off. We can't engineer a society where everyone's exactly the same, can we?

Jux I can not spell very well, I am hopeless at grammar and can't always think clearly, but I am intelligent, I got a distinction in Level 3, Chemistry, Physics and Biology and have been accepted on to a microbiology undergraduate degree course. I have dyslexia which causes the above. YABU

... and anyone who feels a need to use 'fuck' in a post or in their posting handle should be banished to Luton. And if they were to leave Luton then they must wear the appropriate uniform so that their shame can be noted by all.

I'm talking about sweat pants and Uggs for the women and hoodies for the guys. And their cars must have very loud music and/or exhausts so that others can hear them coming thus giving them time to avert their eyes.

It s agood thought but hard to impose.

I agree there should be less people people living off the state unwilling to work.

Also those on Jeremy Kyle are pretty cringe worthy lol.