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To report my peeping tom neighbour to the police?

47 replies

butterflyexperience · 21/02/2012 23:52

My family and I have noticed one of our neighbours continuously staring at our bathroom window whenever we are in it.

She states into our bathroom whenever we are in it.

Do we report her?

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Eaglewings · 21/02/2012 23:53

Get a blind and check u tube for videos

caramelwaffle · 21/02/2012 23:54

fred abaht a fred Grin

butterflyexperience · 21/02/2012 23:54

House is rented and land lord won't let us put blinds up

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LeBOF · 21/02/2012 23:54

If you Veet your bottom, she may desist.

OkayGrrl · 21/02/2012 23:54

Shave your bum.

MaisyMooCow · 21/02/2012 23:54
Grin
butterflyexperience · 21/02/2012 23:55

The fur keeps me warm in the winter cold...

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HarrietSchulenberg · 21/02/2012 23:57

I would, she sounds a nutter. Why not have sex in the garden and see if you can spot her hanging over the fence with blue plastic ELC binoculars?

CakeistheAnswer · 21/02/2012 23:57

And next time you feel like getting jiggy in the garden, watch for the tell-tale glint of toy binoculars.

WorraLiberty · 21/02/2012 23:58

May I recommend you have noisy sex in her garden?

This might help you lose your hairy arse shyness.

Sarcalogos · 21/02/2012 23:58

:o yadnbu!

Eaglewings · 21/02/2012 23:59

Use garden as a bathroom and have sex behind the window with no blind?

butterflyexperience · 21/02/2012 23:59

Twas not me or Dh in garden but the cat

You were spying on the cat you daft bat

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lisad123 · 21/02/2012 23:59

Just have noisy sex in the bathroom save her looking with toy!

butterflyexperience · 22/02/2012 00:00

Like your suggestion eaglewings

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OkayGrrl · 22/02/2012 00:00

But if you shave your bum, you could make a jumper out the hair.

A couple did it with their dead dog's fur.

Bobyan · 22/02/2012 00:02

What's your mash potato like?

theincredibequeenofwands · 22/02/2012 00:02

Using dog fur to knit with is more common than you might think.

Ignore your neighbour. She doesn't have to look.

Although check voyeuristic (is that a word?) websites, just in case!

Wink
butterflyexperience · 22/02/2012 00:02

Err okgrrl
I think you just killed the funniness of this whole situation with your dead dog fur suggestion
Have a Bear

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VivaLeBeaver · 22/02/2012 00:03

And stop having noisy sex in the garden.

OkayGrrl · 22/02/2012 00:04

I'm sorry I am tired in my defense.

HolyNoSheDittantBatman · 22/02/2012 00:04

I don't think the dogs are dead are they?

butterflyexperience · 22/02/2012 00:04

Darn it I already told you it was the cats!

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HolyNoSheDittantBatman · 22/02/2012 00:05

the cats are dead?

butterflyexperience · 22/02/2012 00:05

Holy - how the heck can you knit together two living dogs???

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