to not understand premade pasta?

[ScramblyEgg]

Pasta: flour, eggs, oil.

I know some people can't cook, but I'm shocked to think that anyone would be too lazy to knock up some quick tagliatelle.

She keeps the hens to lay the eggs, doesn't she? And wheat isn't THAT tricky to grow - it's a bit more of a challenge to mill it, obviously, but hey, if you have the time to make pasta, why not make the flour too?

Tagliatelle ?

Make proper spinach and ricotta ravioli instead .

Hang on , this is a piss take thread isn't it ?

< hangs head in shame >

thisisyesterday I only had to add water to my Betty Crocker pancake mix, and give it a good shake.

LOL. I'm in love, OP.

Why on earth would you make your pasta with oil?!!

What Annunziata said... one good egg to one etti of flour! No oil.

Eggs , semolina flour, and salt . Some use a little oil as it makes the dough easier to work with.

More egg the better IMO .

though even I can make pancake mix

Luckily we have a full plantation and dairy on the estate so a naice fresh cup of tea is whipped up easily in the morning.

I always wondered what pasta was made of

People who make their own pasta have clearly not discovered wanking

Two completely different things . Pasta is not hard to make but you need to be organised. The dough, to which I never add oil can be made in the processor in seconds but is then best left to rest for about an hour. This is no biggie if you have time, but probably not something you would do mid week.

On the other hand a pancake mix does not save time and it is not saving you from doing the most difficult part of the production process . For that reason I don't get pancake mix which has nothing to do with pasta.

I have time to make pasta and masturbate, for health and safety reasons I rarely do both together.

Mmm, Potnoodle.

There are some people who buy ready made puff pastry too, you know. What is the world coming to?

PMSL

I do actually have a pasta machine, I use it to wring out my judgy pants

i buy puff pastry , mainly because mine is shite .

Awful isn't it.
What lazy, slovenly bitch would go out and buy packet pasta.

I've heard you can even buy ready made sauce to go with it .

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I lay my own eggs

Beat that one!

And the nanny gave it to the child, how shocking!

at mollybroom. "for health and safety reasons i rarely do both together" - PMSL!!

I grew my own children!!