I've come on here because some of you are very 'eloquent', shall we say.
I have been contacted, after a year, by someone who I liked very much. He asked me out for a meal, which I agreed to, and then said he'd book a hotel for us. Stupidly I agreed and then he went silent. He's now contacted me a week later saying he's checked his diary and he's free on * March. Total cunt. He can't contact me after a year, for sex, when his diary is free. I know I won't hear from him again after our 'night out'. I want to write a scathing yet witty email. Over to you.